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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

ass, assets, backside, badonkadonk, behind, blocky, BOOTY, Bottom, Bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derrière, Fanny, gluteus maximus, Junk in the trunk, keister, Minecraft, posterior, rear end, Rump, Server, tush

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

BootyCraft: Where every block is a cheeky adventure!

Adventure, backside, behind, BLOCK, BOOTY, BootyCraft, BUNS, butt, buttocks, caboose, CHEEKS, CHEEKY, comedy, derrière, funny, Glutes, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, posterior, rear end, Rump, silly, tush

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up – literally! Our server is run by a group of mischievous pigs who have taken over the world and turned it into a wild, wacky playground for all players.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining for diamonds with explosive TNT, and battling it out with evil cows who shoot laser beams from their eyes. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden toilet hidden deep within the server – because who wouldn’t want to sit on a throne made of pure gold?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aids, body reaction, Cheating, consent, DATING, diamonds, dignity, disgust, empowerment, FILTHY, germs, Minecraft, Misogyny, orgasm, rape, sexual assault, smp, STDs, Support, Trauma, victim blaming, Weak, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

Boundaries, close friends, Communication, deep discussions, early 40s, emotional connection, happy marriage, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, mid 50’s, online friend, opposite sex, personal growth, platonic friendship, PlatonicPalsGoneWrong, Rebuilding trust., social media, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	558	Mines Excavated:	1312
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, Condolences, death, FAMOUS, Grief, iconic, Impact, influential, Loss, Media, memorable, Minecraft, mourning, News, public figure, Remembrance, Shocked, ShockedByCeleb, Shocking.., smp, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1529	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

MineCraftyBadvice

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

DadGoneCraftyNZ

DadGoneCraftyNZ, Disappearance, emotional, family, Heartwarming, Hope, Kids, missing children, missing dad, missing family, Missing father, missing for years, missing persons, Mystery, new zealand, Police, reunion, search, Survival, unexpected discovery, Wilderness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

Bedwars, Brewery, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hermitcraft, Inch, lit, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, Party, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, slimes, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Vanilla with Plugins
Community Size	Small but welcoming
Features	Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

Q: What is the server community like?

A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	104	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	827448
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

autistic daughter, Confrontation, crowded platform, disability sensitivity, Minecraft, near miss, NYC, public transportation, Rush Hour, Server, subway behavior, subway commuters, subway etiquette, subway incident, subway incident aftermath, subway manners, subway platform, subway safety, subway tracks, SubwayTrackSavers, train platform, Yelling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

CraftyLiesMC

advice, Apology, Argument, Communication, Conflict, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Honesty, lying.., Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Respect, social time, Trust, trustworthiness, Wife, work party

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!