🔥Posted 2 jokes Minecraft Servers

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4565
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5934	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	723	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	463410	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Villages Defended:	9

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7549
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	146
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5602

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5374	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Insane Posted 2 jokes Minecraft Servers

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

What type of server is Survival Legends?

How can I join the server?

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Are there active staff members on the server?

How can I contribute to improving the server?

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?