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Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

#youtube, beats, blocky, copyright claim, copyright infringement, copyright laws, copyright protection, intellectual property, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music copyright, music creators, music licensing, original content, Original music, original song, Server, songwriting, youtube content, youtube copyright, YouTube copyright claim, YouTube copyright policy, YouTube music restrictions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

4chan, Archive, args, creepypasta, Creepypasta games, cytube, exeg, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Homemade pastas, Old Man Reads, Room #476, Room Template, SlenderARGs, Slendermiku, smp, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7406
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the dark and twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where things are not always as they seem.

Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!

SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedroom dynamics, Communication, compromise, health, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage issues, Minecraft, personal space, quality of sleep, relationships, Server, sleep apnea, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep divorce, sleep quality, SleepDivorce, sleeping habits, Snoring, well-being

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	7397
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	203622

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	118
New Chunks Explored:	708140	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

SillySMPFoodFavs

bizarre food, culinary experiment, curious food combo, eccentric cuisine, food combination, odd food pairing, offbeat flavors, outlandish dish, peculiar food, peculiar pairing, quirky food, quirky taste, SillySMPFoodFavs, strange culinary creation, strange food, surprising flavors, unconventional food, unconventional mix, unexpected taste, unique food, unusual food

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	4885	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate culinary adventure in Minecraft!

Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?

So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).

MineCraftMorningRoutine

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, Commute, energized, Exercise, get dressed, healthy habits, journal, meditate, MineCraftMorningRoutine, morning routine, productive day, School, shower, start fresh, stretch, Wake Up, work, yawn

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Do you punch trees in your sleep? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after dark. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.

HarrisCraft: RussianRampage

Attacks, cyber attacks, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, digital security, Disinformation, election interference, election security, fake videos, foreign interference, Harris campaign, HarrisCraft, information warfare, microsoft, Misinformation, online threats, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian operatives, RussianRampage, social media, Technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

so, like, u know how u wanna play Minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy spy mission? well, this server is the place for u! we got Russian operatives tryna mess with ur game, but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us and help us take down these fake video makers while building the sickest Minecraft creations ever. it’s like James Bond meets Steve from Minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

Firestorm City – Blaze your way to victory!

Blaze, city, communities, community resilience, disaster management, emergency response, fire behavior, fire dynamics, fire ecology, fire mitigation, fire modeling, fire risk, fire safety, fire spread, Firestorm, Modeling, natural disasters, risk assessment, Urban planning, Victory, wildfire management, wildfire prevention, wildfire research, Wildfires

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

So, like, this server is lit AF, just like a wildfire spreading through a village. You gotta join cuz it’s gonna be a real fire show, not like those boring servers where nothing happens. We got crazy events like lava parkour and TNT tag, it’s gonna be an explosive time. Plus, our community is like a tight-knit village, everyone’s always helping each other out and having a blast. So come join the fun and see how fast you can spread through our server like a wildfire, but in a good way, ya know?

SSMP: A Vanilla-ish Server for the Unwhitelisted, Uncomplicated Players

admin shop, bedrock connections, Builds, claiming plugins, Discord, dupe glitch, Economy, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Shops, Players, port 63809, rare heads, Redstone, Server, smp, SSMP, Survival, tps, uncomplicated, Unwhitelisted, Vanillaish, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

SSMP Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Set Homes	2 /sethomes + bed
Spawn Access	Easy /spawn access
Server Infrastructure	Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare Drops	Rare head drops
Economy	Physical and active player-based economy
Gameplay Rules	Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

2. Are there any specific building rules?

We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.

3. How can I join the server’s events?

Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.