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EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

Communication, compassion, Distress, Edition, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, empathy development, EmpathyCraft, family dynamics, feelings, modeling empathy, Nurturing, Parent, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, role models, Support, teenagers, Understanding, warmth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of cool parents who teach u how to be all empathetic and stuff. Like, if u join dis server, u gonna learn how to be all caring and understanding, just like ya parents (if dey cool). We gonna show u how to recognize when someone be in distress, help dem name their feelings, and just be all warm and fuzzy inside. So come join da fun and learn how to be a real empathetic player on dis server!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Country, cuteness, DATING, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, lesbian relationships, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, prejudice, relationships, retarded men, Server, society, Stereotypes, T. Knower, ugly men

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where girls reign supreme and men are just there to admire from afar! Join us for a world where lesbian relationships are the norm because let’s face it, men are just too ugly and retarded to handle our level of love and cuteness.

On our server, you’ll find a community of fierce and fabulous women who build amazing structures, slay dragons, and conquer the world one block at a time. Men are welcome to join, but be prepared to be dazzled by our awesomeness and left in awe of our superior skills.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where girls rule and men drool. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and fabulousness that awaits you on our server!

SMPReactionary in Minecraft SMP

acceptable behavior, appropriate reaction, behavior standards, cross-cultural communication, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriateness, Cultural awareness, cultural behavior, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural values, international customs, Minecraft, smp, SMPReactionary, social etiquette, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	57
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with your clucking comrades.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

GF vs BFF: Love Triangle Server

Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, emotional connection, family dynamics, friendship, Girlfriend, Homophobia, Honesty, Jealousy, love, loyalty, platonic love, relationships, Server, Support, Triangle, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Animals Bred:	188	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love triangles are more common than finding diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable relationship boundaries.

Picture this: you, a male player, have a female best friend named H and a girlfriend named J. H is a lesbian with a crappy family situation, while J is feeling a little insecure about your platonic love for H. Can you navigate this love triangle and still come out on top in the game?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. From heated arguments to heartwarming moments, you’ll experience it all. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of love and friendship in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in your own love triangle along the way.

RedditSexEdMinecraftSMP

advice, Communication, Community, Connection, education, empowerment, Experience, growth, Intimacy, learning, Men, Pleasure, reddit, RedditSexEdMinecraftSMP, relationships, satisfaction, sexual guidance, sharing, Support, Techniques, Tips

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wildest adventures and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to learn the secret art of seducing creepers with your smooth moves, or maybe you’re interested in giving relationship advice to Endermen on how to find their perfect match in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can test their flirting skills and see who can woo the most villagers in a single night.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a block of dirt!

NoRespect4Profesh

careers with no respect, contemptible work, corrupt occupations, disdainful occupations, dishonest jobs, dishonorable jobs, dishonorable professions, disreputable professions, disrespectful professions, immoral careers, jobs with no honor, lack of respect, NoRespect4Profesh, professions lacking respect, professions with no dignity., professions with no integrity, shameful work, unethical careers, unethical professions, unprofessional behavior, untrustworthy professions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2387	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

If you answered “professional potato peeler,” then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and show off your mad potato peeling skills in our exclusive mini-game, “Spud Showdown.” Compete against other players to see who can peel the most potatoes in record time and earn the title of “Potato Peeling Champion.”

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique “Chicken Jousting” event where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new chicken helmet to wear proudly around the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond-Encrusted Llama,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the llama is hidden somewhere in the depths of our custom-built maze, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wacky and wild Minecraft adventure unlike any other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate potato peeling, chicken jousting, llama-finding champion!

AzovCraft: Donbass Disaster!

Azov Brigade, AzovCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Disaster, donbas, DONBASS, donetsk, eastern europe, escalation, humanitarian crisis, international community, Luhansk, Military, OFFICER, Russian intervention, SECURITY, separatists, spiraling out of control, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	65	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where things are LIT AF. we got crazy battles happening all the time, it’s like a war zone in there! u gotta be on ur toes at all times cuz u never know when u gonna get attacked by a gang of creepers or a squad of skeletons. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro.

plus, we got this crazy story going on where the Azov Brigade from Donbas is trying to take over the server and u gotta join forces with other players to stop them. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and strategic to survive in this world, man.

so, if u wanna experience some intense gameplay and be part of an epic battle for control, come join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. let’s go kick some Azov Brigade butt together!

Time is Money: Life Counter

Accuracy, cost, Counter, Future, health, Life, lifespan analysis, lifespan calculation, lifespan estimate, lifespan evaluation, lifespan forecasting, lifespan measurement, lifespan monitoring, lifespan prediction, lifespan tracking, Longevity, longevity assessment, longevity measurement, longevity test, MONEY, mortality, price, Time

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	448	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6988	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	2226

so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!

BrainAgeCraft

accelerated aging, brain aging, BrainAgeCraft, caregiver mental illness, childhood adversities, delayed aging, emotional neglect, older-looking brains, socioeconomic hardship, younger-looking brains

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

join our minecraft server for the most wacky and wild adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain age faster or slower depending on your childhood adversities! if you experienced emotional neglect as a child, get ready for a younger-looking brain! but if you had a caregiver with mental illness or faced socioeconomic hardship, get ready for an older-looking brain!

come join us for some mind-bending fun and see how your childhood experiences can affect your brain in the minecraft world! who knew virtual blocks could have such a profound impact on your brain age? hurry up and join now before your brain ages too much!

ArteioCraft

Adventure, CloudCraft, Community, Crates, Creative, Enchantments, Essentials, Factions, Factions plugin, Gaming, lootable structures, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, skyblock plugin, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchantments Applied:	151	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crops Grown:	5641	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a new server starting in June of 2023. My Girlfriend and I started this project to be able to play with each other from long distances. We quickly then wanted to expand and have people come on and play with us. We have multiple game modes to choose from including, Factions, Skyblock, Creative, Survival, Towny, and Minigames. With much more to come to our server I appreciate everyone who can help out on my goal to create an amazing thing for people to enjoy. We also have a collection of amazing plugins including. – BetterStructures Custom lootable structures generate throughout the world. – CrazyEnchants 60+ brand new enchants in the game that gives pvp a whole different approach. – CrazyCrates A unique crate system with a bunch of prizes that are obtainable to give you an early edge – SuperiorSkyblock My favorite Skyblock plugin including upgradable additions to your island and a ton of options to explore – Essentials A bunch of kits you can create homes – Factions allowing you to be able to group up with friends or make some friends in the conquest to the top. – And many Moore so come check it our yourself at CloudCraft.bio

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