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TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crops Grown:	6277	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4417	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Votes:	3127	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Potions Brewed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	4859
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising

DefendCraftEU – Putin’s Nightmare

DefendCraftEU, defense policy, EU, European Defence Union, european integration, European military cooperation, european politics, european security, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, militarisation, Military, military alliance, nato, Nightmare, Politics, Putins, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it makes the kremlin shake in its boots? well, look no further cuz our server is so lit, even putin is jelly. we got a proposed ‘european defence union’ in our server cuz we gotta defend against all the creepers and zombies tryna invade our blocky world. join us if u wanna be part of the most epic militarisation in minecraft history. put on ur diamond armor and get ready to fight for glory and honor in our server. kremlin aint got nothin on us, we are the true rulers of the minecraft universe. come join us and show them who’s boss!