Postal 2 enro Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8744
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	New Chunks Explored:	582699
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	787
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	151
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.