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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9399 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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