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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Book of Moot, claim waifu, discuss, dont steal waifu, Have Fun, Minecraft, no ERP, no overly lewd content, Palace, passniggers, PIXEL, post waifu, reserved place in hell, Server, Trips, waifu

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no waifus in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate waifu paradise! Claim your waifu, post her pics, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu, you’ll be forever alone (and she won’t love you). No ERP allowed, sorry pervs. And if you’re thinking of posting overly lewd content, think again – passniggers get the rope here. Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so join us if you’re feeling sinful. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, chapter 1, verse 12. So come discuss and have fun with us, just leave your trips at the door!

/waifu/ SMP – MineYourWaifu

Book of Moot, claim waifu, discuss, dont steal waifu, Have Fun, MineYourWaifu, no ERP, no overly lewd content, no trips, passniggers get the rope, post waifu, reserved place in hell, smp, waifu

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take waifus very seriously. Claim your waifu, post her picture, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu without rolling trips, you’ll be forever alone. And trust us, she won’t love you back.

We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.

Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.

Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	586	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runes Activated:	8

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7338	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	109
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	130	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Animals Bred:	108
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Votes:	6489
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6327	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

NukeProofCraft

building, CIA director, decision, Diplomacy, Evidence, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear program, Nuclear weapon, NukeProofCraft, Peace, proliferation, Rush, sanctions, SECURITY, threat, Verification

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	6872
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!