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Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Potions Brewed:	55
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	3124
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ores Mined:	6175	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crops Grown:	6198	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Potions Brewed:	112
Buildings Constructed:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5177	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	3663
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	120	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

asian, DEMONOLOGY, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, folklore, folklore creature, japanese, Japanese sex demon, legend, lustful, Minecraft, Mysterious, mythical creature, Mythology, pixelated, pleasures, seduction, seductive, Server, sex demon, spirit, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!