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Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3557	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server

desuarchive, editionroadkill, habits, haha, i hate myself, long tail tags: catbox, mega.nz, Minecraft, minecraft server, Online Community, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, simple & clean, steamcommunity, tagmap, tagmap.io, Trash, video file

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	416015	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

We have so many unique features that you won’t find anywhere else, like our exclusive editionroadkill where you can run over mobs in style. Want to explore the vast world of Minecraft in a whole new way? Check out our tagmap where you can tag locations with hilarious tags like haha and hahaihatemyself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our community at posshouse where you can chat with other players who also hate themselves (in a funny way, of course). And don’t forget to hop on our server posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for some truly outrageous adventures.

So why wait? Come join us and embrace the madness at /haha/ i hate myself Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6965	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Farms Harvested:	593	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

StruggleCraft – Love Edition

avoidance behavior, communication breakdown, couples therapy, Edition, emotional disconnect, Emotional distance, hidden struggles, lack of intimacy, love, mental health, overlooked signs, partnership challenges, Relationship Counseling, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, signs of distress., signs of struggle, silent suffering, StruggleCraft, struggling partner, unaddressed issues, unrecognized distress, unspoken problems

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2194
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

breaking news, Damage, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, explosion news, Fire, fury, Incident, industrial accident, investigation, Major, Oil Refinery, refinery explosion, Reports, russia, Russia explosion, Safety, Usinsk, Usinsk fire, UsinskCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5114	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3863	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Towns Built:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, cat, cat lover, Country, countryside, cute, domestic animal, domesticated, Feline, four-legged friend, für, mammal, meow, Minecraft, pet, pet owner, purr, PurrfectCraft, Rural, rural living, Server, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Emeralds Found:	3336
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Star Shards Collected:	277

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

SchoolDramaBeGone Minecraft Server

child safety, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, Family Values, financial struggles, Hunger, lunchtime, Minecraft, parental roles, parenting, principal meeting, school district, school lunches, SchoolDramaBeGone, Server, teacher involvement, theft, theft prevention, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sharing and caring for one another’s virtual lunches! 🍔🍎

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Join us and meet a community of players who understand the importance of a good meal, even in pixelated form! Our server is filled with players who are willing to pack an extra lunch for those in need, just like the dad in this story who packs two lunches for his daughter to share. 🥪

👩‍⚕️ Need a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape, just like the nurse mom who works night shifts and needs a little pick-me-up during the day. 💤

🏫 Explore our virtual world and discover the joys of teamwork and empathy, just like the dad who believes in helping others in need, even if it means sacrificing a lunch or two. 🤝

💥 So come on over and join our server, where the only stealing happening is players stealing hearts with their generosity and kindness! 💖 Who needs diamonds when you can have a community like this? 💎✨

BoomerCraft Dreamz

BoomerCraft, Boundaries, budgeting, career, dementia, dreamz, education, family, finance, forgiveness, frugality, Guilt, Inheritance, investing, last wish, MILLIONAIRE, parents, relationships, retirement dream, stock market, success, University

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this crazy family story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! 🌟

🤯 Imagine a world where your parents disappear, only to come back begging for money to fund their retirement cruise spree! Will you help them out or stand your ground like a boss? The choice is yours on our server! 🤑

😂 Play with other players who have equally insane stories to share, from unexpected encounters at the grocery store to family drama that rivals a soap opera! You’ll never have a dull moment on our server! 🤪

💰 And hey, who knows? Maybe you’ll become a Minecraft millionaire just like our OP became a real-life millionaire! The possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen! 💸

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post turned Minecraft server description! Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in-game! 🎮✨