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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5251 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4581 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 1664 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.