Positive Thinking Before Bedtime Brainstorming Minecraft Servers

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	2672
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Star Shards Collected:	98
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1781	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	4795
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Votes:	6056	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Villages Defended:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!