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Pizza Hut Eye Contact Quest

eye contact advice, engaging conversations, flirting tips, pizza, cultural sensitivity

Welcome to the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server: The Pizza Hut Dimension of Pure CHAOS!

Ever wondered if reality is just a pizza slice spinning in a void of noodles? Well, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server, or maybe the worst! Join The Pizza Hut Dimension, where pizza has feelings and blocks can scream! Forget logic, and embrace the swirling vortex of madness wrapped in pixelated blocks! Come in, or you’ll be haunted by the dreams of unmade pizzas forever!

Features of this Unhinged Universe

Feature	Description
Multiverse of Pizzas	Swim in pepperoni oceans and climb mountains of cheese! But never touch the crust; it bites back!
Forever Day/Night Cycle	It’s day forever, unless it’s night! But don’t look at the sun; it knows your secrets.
Invisible Blocks	Walk on air! Or is it air? You won’t know until you fall. Spoiler: Falling is the best part.
Chat with NPCs	Our Non-Playable Characters engage in existential crises! They may or may not reference your deepest fears…
Secret Language	Type any word, and it will be misconstrued! Good luck communicating! Green grapes are the true leaders!

FAQ: What YOU should REALLY be asking

Q: How do I join the server? A: Simple! Just shout the name of your favorite sandwich three times while standing on one leg. But what if the sandwich is a lie? Then consider yourself banned from reality!

Q: Is there a community? A: Communities are illusions! We all exist as a singular entity dreaming of pizza; doesn’t that make you question your own existence? Everyone is a ghost of the server!

Q: Are there rules? A: Rules? What rules? The only rule is that RULES ARE FOR DUMMIES! Follow them blindly, or they may follow you!

Random Quotes from Oblivion

“how do i tell the muslim girl working the register in this pizza hut I'm in that she has really pretty eyes”

“Is it weird that I can taste sound when the stars align in the refrigerator?”

“Floors are just ceilings we can’t see yet due to our pizza addiction.”

In need for people that want to take part in our upcoming mc event roleplay

limited seats, Event, medieval role-play, role-play, Trailer

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Medieval PvP / Role-play
Language	German
Seats	Limited availability

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Where can I find people to participate in the event?	The event is hosted in German and has limited seats. You can find more information in the trailer and join the Discord server.
What is the trailer link?	Trailer Link
What is the Discord server link?	Discord Link

Endless Horizon 1.20.6

no backup strategy, no plan A, no other plan, no fallback plan, no plan

Join this server if you want to experience the chaos of a world where plans don’t even exist!

We’ve got mobs that dance the cha-cha and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

Build a house out of floating watermelons or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies.

Don’t question reality, just embrace the madness and join us on this wild ride!

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Spasmic Loneliness Island

Spasmic, Music, mental health, deafness, control

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us in breaking free from the sedentary lifestyle of society and embrace the madness of our virtual world. Spend your time speed walking around our virtual halls like a madman, asserting your control over yourself. Feel the blisters on your feet as you float through our unique challenges.

Work part time or full time in our virtual jobs to destroy that floating feeling, but beware – you may end up with a schizophrenia diagnoses from our virtual doctors. Embrace your inner craziness as you navigate through the world of amblyopia, where eye conditions affect your hearing and nothing is as it seems.

Join us in this wild adventure and let your left eye be slightly smaller than your right, because here at our Minecraft server, we celebrate the madness in all of us. So come on, put on your headphones and let’s get started on this crazy journey together!

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PartyPooper Minecraft Server

PartyPooper, football parties, neighbors, expecting hubby, Hospital

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw football parties every Sunday! And no, we’re not talking about virtual football, we’re talking about real-life, potluck, drinkin’ and eatin’ football parties. It’s a wild time, let me tell ya.

So, picture this: you log on to our server and you’re immediately transported to a world where every day is a football party. You can bring your own virtual snacks and drinks, and join in on the fun with your fellow players. It’s like tailgating, but in Minecraft!

Now, here’s where it gets crazy. One time, our server owner’s dad was sick and she had to leave for a few days to be with him. When she came back, expecting some peace and quiet, she found the whole server throwing a massive football party in her absence. Can you imagine the chaos? It was like a virtual frat house up in here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s always down for a good time, join us! Just be prepared for some unexpected parties and maybe a little drama along the way. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? So come on over and let’s kick off the ultimate Minecraft football party!

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LessonDodgeCraft

singing lessons, minimum wage, migraine excuse, teacher fees, online payment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer singing lessons from a world-famous opera singer who travels the globe to perform in exotic locations! And get this – it’s only 20 diamonds per hour! That’s right, in a world where the minimum wage is 4 diamonds an hour, this is a steal!

But wait, there’s more! If you miss a lesson, you still have to pay for it. Just like in other countries far, far away. It’s all part of the plan, baby! And if you don’t pay up, our opera singer might just start a Facebook rant about you. Talk about drama!

So come join our server, where you can learn to sing like a pro and navigate the treacherous waters of opera singer drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a migraine and have to come up with a crazy excuse like our friend here. The possibilities are endless!

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MineCraftUtopia

equality, cooperation, compassion, positive thinking, ethical behavior

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance! Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building pixelated sculptures of famous historical figures using only dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of explosive chickens that rain down chaos on unsuspecting travelers. Will you be brave enough to challenge the Chicken King and claim the title for yourself?

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a creeper. See you in the pixelated world, adventurer!

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CraftyPutin’sNATO-FreeMCServer

military alliance, putin, Négotiation, nato, world affairs

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with a bunch of cool peeps from all over the world. but get this, our server is so lit that even putin himself would demand ukraine never join nato just to play on it. like, can u imagine the power of our server if putin is willing to make demands like that? it’s like, the craziest thing ever. so come join us and be a part of something truly insane and epic. trust me, u won’t regret it. #putinapproved #minecraftmadness

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ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

Fine, antitrust, Business, Technology, Zuckerberg

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

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Flat Earth Fails: Blue Origin Voyage

Space Travel, voyage, space journey, spaceflight experience, space tourism

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

and get this, we got a secret underground base where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their secret dance moves. you gotta stop them before it’s too late!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. diamond eggs. you can use them to build the most epic castle ever and show off to all your friends.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies?

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