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FamCraft: Mandatory Attendance!

anxiety, attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, Expectations, FamCraft, family gatherings, family size, Frustration, holiday traditions, language barrier, Mandatory, Obligations, partner, relationship dynamics, small talk, social interactions, stress

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for an escape from your overwhelming family gatherings this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build, explore, and relax without the stress of real-life drama.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after spending hours with your partner’s massive family or dealing with language barriers and small talk. Escape to a world where you can be yourself without judgment or pressure.

And don’t worry about leaving early or skipping out on family events – on our server, you make the rules! Build your own virtual hotel, explore new worlds, and take a break from the chaos of the holidays.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life stress behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	9292	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	49	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4529
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	7108
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

Aging population, aging workforce, demographic shift, demographic trends, elderly care, elderly population, elderly support, Fun, government policies, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare services, Korea, KoreaCraft, Long Term Care, pension system, population aging, retirement age, senior citizens, Server, social security, super-aged society, SuperAged

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Villages Defended:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!