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StepmomXmasFailAITAH

AITAH, christmas present, Communication Issues, coping with criticism, emotional manipulation, emotional reactions, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial constraints, gift etiquette, gift giving, holiday stress, hurtful comments, Love and affection, materialism, misunderstanding, parental expectations, stepfamily relationships, stepmom, StepmomXmasFailAITAH

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama of gift-giving is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a Christmas present gone wrong.

On our server, you’ll encounter players who will do anything for the perfect gift, even if it means causing family drama and hurt feelings. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaotic gift exchanges and passive-aggressive remarks?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by forgetting a gift, or will you be the hero who saves the day with the perfect present? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server.

CraftyCashOut

brand loyalty., Craftsmanship, CraftyCashOut, dependable, Durability, ESSENTIAL, high end, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, non-negotiable, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top quality, top tier, top-notch, trusted, Value, worth it

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and evil unicorns! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Can you resist the temptation to explore?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, this is one experience you won’t want to cheap out on.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyCanuckMC

Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Farms Harvested:	702
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

Rivalry Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, anger, crime, dangerous thoughts, dark impulses, dark thoughts, deadly consequences, eliminate enemies, eliminate threats, fatal actions, hatred, Justice, long tail tags, murder, people you don’t like, Realm, Revenge, Rivalry, sinister intentions, Start killing, Vengeance, violence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can start killing people you don’t like!

But wait, there’s more!

You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!

And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCatWatchers

BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.

Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

NoMoreSayingPls

ANNOYING, Cliche, cliched phrases, common phrases, Communication, communication skills, Expression, IMMEDIATELY, Language, language trends, language usage, NoMoreSayingPls, overused, pet peeve, phrase, Repetitive, Saying, stop using, Tiresome, verbal habits, Words

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer

checks and balances, Conquer, constitutional order, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, Document, executive branch, foreign policy, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, Legal System, News, Politics, redefine, redefinition, separation of powers, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!

Pixel Potty Mouths

colloquialism, Communication, connotations, Differences, Expression, IDIOMS, informal language, informal speech, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Meaning, mouths, Nuances, PIXEL, potty, semantics, Similarities, slang phrases, slang terms, talking out of your ass, Talking shit, vernacular

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!