Posed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Left or Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5105
Void Armor Forged:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the cool kids in town. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pics with two or more girls on the server! That’s right, you can show off your epic builds to not one, but TWO Minecraft babes. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate among them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon is a total babe magnet, so you’ll be sure to impress all the ladies with your dragon-slaying skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pic with two or more girls before you know it!

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Buildings Constructed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Votes:	515	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Towns Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	958	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Buildings Constructed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Farms Harvested:	869	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!