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Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	6750
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

Equestrian, equestrian community, equestrian culture, equestrian fashion, equestrian lifestyle, equestrian sports, Equine, horse breeds, horse care, horse competitions, horse enthusiasts, horse grooming, horse lovers, horse riding, horse shows, horse training, horseback adventures, horseback riding, Horsebros, Horses, madness, mane, Minecraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Potions Brewed:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

Autogynephiles, Crafty, crossdressers, female sexuality, gender dynamics, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Hilarity, inherent autogynephilia, Lust, pedestalification, proven fact, resistance, rule, sexual behavior, sexual desire, societal expectations, societal mystification, societal norms, societal pressure, societal taboos, true motives

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Buildings Constructed:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	5696
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	29980

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

Access, Accounts, Anonymity, creeper, discretion, facial recognition, free, Girls, Identification, Images, love, ONLINE, Pics, pimeyes, privacy, recognition, Results, Searched, SECURITY, Thread, Verification, Whores

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

BlockyBrits, Brit, British, Coming, Community, discussion, Edition, forum, gender dynamics, incel forums, incel movement, Incels, internet culture, Issues, Masculinity, Men, Misogyny, ONLINE, relationships, Social, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?