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ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, Body transformation, ChunkyCraft, confidence boost, CREEPERS, diet, exercise routine, fitness goals, gym motivation, health journey, healthy lifestyle, muscle gain, Physical fitness, portly gentleman, self improvement, self-care, strength training, weight loss, weightlifting, weightmaxxing, wellness journey, workout inspiration

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Towns Built:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

SoreNPCQuest Minecraft Server

bad, character design, criticism, design choices, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, Good, Immersion, long tail tag, Minecraft, Npc, opinion, player experience, quest design, questgiver, Server, sore thumb, SoreNPCQuest, sticks out, storytelling, unique characters, world-building

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old questgivers blending in with the scenery? Well, on our Minecraft server, our questgiver NPC sticks out like a sore thumb – literally! He’s a giant floating thumb with a top hat and monocle, ready to give you the most ridiculous quests you’ve ever seen.

Join our server for a chance to embark on quests like collecting 1000 pink sheep wool for a fashion show, or finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep in the mines. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret quest to defeat the evil Chicken Overlord and his army of feathered minions.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineFate – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Archer Jeanne d’Arc, Archer UDK-Barghest, Assassin Ushiwakamaru, Berserker Brynhildr, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Abigail Williams, friendlist spreadsheet, Lancer Ibaraki Dōji, Limited Master Missions, Mana Prism Exchange, Minecraft, MineFate, New Mission Release Campaign, ordeal call, Pretender Cait Cú Cerpriestess, Rider Murasaki Shikibu, Ruler Mélusine, Server, Spiritvein Stones, Summer Event 2024, Support Campaign, Ultimate, utility links

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Torch of Morning Star? Join our server for a wild ride filled with quests, limited-time missions, and more drama than a summer event in Fate/Grand Order!

Embark on new missions in Blank Earth, where the AP consumption is as low as the chances of achieving a great or super success for all servants! And don’t miss out on our Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign, where the login bonus includes Golden Apples, Hellfire of Wisdom, and enough Heroic Spirit Crystal Star Fou-kun to make your enemies jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for a chance to summon limited 5 Foreigner Abigail Williams(夏), 4 Rider Murasaki Shikibu, and 4* Berserker Brynhildr – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out with these epic characters?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Fate/Grand Order events like never before! Who needs a Friendlist spreadsheet when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, summoning, and conquering together!

SoggyCreeperSoup

Cooking, cooking disasters, cooking fails, cooking mistakes, cooking pet peeves, cooking tips, culinary disasters, culinary pet peeves, dish, flavor, Food, food fails, food pet peeves, foodie problems, Ingredient, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, ruins, SoggyCreeperSoup, Taste

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	383284	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	1326	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1672
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	100
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	400
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6360

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6207
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!