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ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

EarthboundCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, comparison, earthbound, EarthboundCraft, exaggerated, fanbase, Flanderization, gameplay, humor, indie, influence, Minecraft, Mother series, Nostalgia, quirkiness, respectful, Retro, RPG, Server, storytelling, Successor, Undertale, video game

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	373077	Star Shards Collected:	224
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound servers that just don’t hit the mark? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Earthbound successor! Forget about Undertale and its over-the-top quirkiness, we keep it real with our down-to-earth gameplay.

Join our server for a chance to battle giant pixelated aliens, embark on epic quests to save the world, and maybe even find the legendary Sword of Bacon (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why settle for a watered-down version of Earthbound when you can experience the real deal on our Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

SisterSassCraft

communication struggles, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, misunderstood, name change, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, Self-expression, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, speech difficulties, speech issues, speech therapy, stress and anxiety, Stutter, support from grandparents, traditional name, unfair blame

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5653	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Towns Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speech issues are a thing of the past! Join us and let your creativity flow without any judgment or pressure to pronounce things perfectly.

Imagine a world where you can build magnificent structures without worrying about saying “Michelle” correctly. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their speech abilities.

But beware, our server is so welcoming that even grandparents might offer to pay for a name change! And who knows, maybe your parents will start blaming you for building the wrong blocks instead of mispronouncing names.

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not how you say “shell” or “Michelle”. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, stutter and all!

StankCraft: The Smelliest Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Have you ever walked into a room and thought, “Wow, this smells like a creeper just exploded in here”? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with the most putrid, disgusting smells you can imagine. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chance to test your olfactory senses and see if you can survive the stench. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget (no matter how hard you try).

BlockBlastersMC

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? well, lemme tell ya bout this server. we got pigs that fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where the senior official from Israel and Hamas are having a dance-off to settle their differences. it’s like a mix between a rave and a political debate. who will win? who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!

so come on over to our server and join in on the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants. peace out, homies!

CopCarBlockParty

block party, Community, community support, cop cars, CopCarBlockParty, Crime Prevention, Drama, gossip, law enforcement, neighborhood bonding, neighborhood drama, neighborhood solidarity, neighborhood watch, neighbors, nosy neighbors, Police investigation, police presence, Safety, SECURITY, suspicious activity, Unity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT COP CARS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE’S HOUSES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS ARE GONNA GO DOWN. MAYBE YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A SECRET AGENT OR MAYBE THEY’RE JUST REALLY BAD AT PARKING. EITHER WAY, IT’S A PARTY EVERY DAY ON OUR SERVER. COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

Survival Donations PVP Recruitment In Moder for donation check server Minecraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mines Excavated:	2123
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Empress (99r), Deluxe (139r) You get Moderator after purchasing a helper (169r), owner (199r) Chief Moderator This gives us faith so that we believe you that you are a worthy moderator more details on the server!

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AND Factions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Votes:	1624	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Server launches on July 10th, 4pm CET!

OGFactions is a server dedicated to bringing back the nostalgic feel of classic faction servers. Where items are actually valuable, and players must grind to achieve them – there’s absolutely ZERO way to buy any kind of in-game advantage.

The server is run by 2 seasoned MCPVP veterans who are committed to prioritizing gameplay and fun above all else.

Discord: https://discord.gg/gCXuvCA4rh

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Minearchy: Where SMP and Minigames collide! Prepare for 1.21 chaos on 1.20.6!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Minearchy SMP Server

Join the Lands of Minearchy for a fun and exciting Minecraft experience!

Overview:

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Version	1.20.6 / 1.21
Features	Active SMP community Minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars

Website and IP Information:

Website	https://landsofminearchy.com
Trailer	Watch Here
IP	play.minearchy.com \| bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Absolutely! Our community is welcoming to players of all skill levels.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone. You can find them on our website.

Q: How can I join a minigame on the server?

A: Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask one of our moderators for assistance.

Q: Is the server available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, you can join using either the Java or Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Q: Can I create my own custom-built structures on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

FranticFrenchies Minecraft Server

199471788, fil de fer, francophonie, FranticFrenchies, Minecraft, ProgrèsAncien, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our Edition du ProgrèsAncien is like no other, with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so advanced, it’s like we’re living in the year 199471788!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored on our server, because there’s always something new and ridiculous to discover.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your mind is blown. This is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a wild ride you’ll never forget!

ZombieApocalypse Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4869	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so thrilling, we had to count the bodies after the first week because so many players were dying from sheer excitement! Join now if you dare to test your skills in a world where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to be the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to bring your A-game and maybe a few extra lives, because this server is not for the faint of heart!