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TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9633
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyMyths

common beliefs, CraftyMyths, debunked theories, fallacies, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, Misinformation, myth busters, myths and facts, myths busted, myths exposed, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, truth revealed, truth vs myth, untruths, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	5729	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	913	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!