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Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Animals Bred:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	99	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	3104	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!