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Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Potions Brewed:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1326	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	554658

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Emeralds Found:	8213
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	876351

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Seereax, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	128	Royal Courts Attended:	5

SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Axisland Minecraft server

Anarchy, AxisLand, BUILD, Cheats, Competition, destroy, Development, Events, Fair Play, gameplay, Minecraft, penalties, Rewards, rules, Server, SURVIVE, toxic behavior, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8640	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

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PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

algorithm, Anti-Spam system, Community, discussion, Feedback, Gaming, Improvement, Mania, measures, Minecraft, new, onenineone28, ONLINE, Opinions, pixelcraft, SECURITY, Server, software, Technology, Thoughts, ubisoft, Updates, vidya

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	8752
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!