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Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6958	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ores Mined:	9284	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Items Found:	4378
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6843	New Chunks Explored:	506288
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6469
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2238
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

BdayBuds, Birthday, Characters, comma separated, list, long tail, Minecraft, Server, Share, tags, up to 20, with

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!