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PicThis Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as affordable as a DIY KVM board? Look no further! Our server is so cheap, you’ll think you’re getting it from AliExpress! Plus, with our open-source software, you’ll feel like a tech genius without any experience required. Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures – who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the world of affordable technology!

KinkyCraft: No Scene Zone

Boundaries, Confrontation, consent, customer service, discrimination, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, kink scenario, KinkyCraft, misunderstanding, possessive, Quitting, Restaurant, role playing, Scene, Server, sexism, Support, tolerance, UNCOMFORTABLE, workplace harassment, Zone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at your job? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting touched inappropriately is the pixels on your screen! Our server is a safe space free of harassment and full of fun adventures.

Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.

Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!

LieCraft SMP: FrequentFibs

Authenticity, Behavior, Communication, Deception, deception detection, Ethics, Frequency, FrequentFibs, habits, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, lying.., moral, personal growth, Psychology, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, social interactions, Trust, Truth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2061	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to lie again because our server is so epic, you won’t need to exaggerate your Minecraft skills anymore. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot fireworks. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. So come join us and let the lies melt away like butter in a hot furnace.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Living!

blocktopia, coping mechanisms, Crafting, determination, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Living, love, mental health, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self-belief, support system

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6156
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to give up on life? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to know the secret to eternal life? Just ask our resident wizard, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring, mundane Minecraft servers. Life is too short to settle for anything less than pure, unadulterated craziness!

BagceptionCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	5815
Votes:	1901	Mines Excavated:	1556
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like those double bagged trader joe’s bags, but on steroids, bro. our server is 10,000x stronger than any other server out there. like, seriously, our pixels are so buff, they could bench press a whole stack of diamond blocks.

we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.

OTAKU SURVIVAL

admins, banner, brand, building, Community, Discord, Economysurvival, Helpers, Minecraft, Moderators, new, Open, Otaku, Players, Playing, Public, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Surviving, TEAM

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

HELLO THIS IS OTAKU SURVIVAL The server is brand new and now open to the public please be patient with me i am only one person! (thewashics) I am going to be looking for a staff team of about 5-6 to be on the server and continue building and helping me setup and just playing and surviving with other players and myself! there is a discord i would like everyone to join to get to know each other and build the server community!

STAFF THAT IS BEING LOOKED FOR IS

HELPERS x2

MODERATORS x2

ADMINS x1

playotaku.apexmc.co

Theivez SMP: Where stealing is encouraged, life is taken, and fabric gets a makeover!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	372	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Description	Looking for a lifesteal server that is well-moderated and fun? Look no further! We are building a community to enjoy playing lifesteal together. The server will be launching soon, within 1-3 days depending on player count. The server hosting will be determined by the number of members, with a preference for a dedicated server if we reach over 30 players.
Application	For more information and to fill out an application, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How soon will the server launch?	The server will launch within 1-3 days, depending on player count.
How will the server hosting be determined?	If we have over 30 members, a dedicated server will be purchased. If the player count is low, a free server hosting service will be used.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and fill out an application through the provided link: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

CraftyFateMC Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Rateups, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Server, Swimsuit Event

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5004	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters and take on the Arctic Summer World with Ibuki-Douji and Scathach-Skadi!

But wait, there’s more! Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman are also waiting for you to summon them to join in on the fun. And if that’s not enough, we have a Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, and even a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline to help you on your epic journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeOverBooks Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, anime or manga, anime or reading, anime or visual novel, anime vs manga, anime vs visual novel, AnimeOverBooks, Choice, comparison, Entertainment, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Preferences, reading, smp, storytelling, visual novel, visual novel adaptation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	1801
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, chickens! They may not be able to fly, but they sure know how to build a mean chicken coop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have been plotting to take over the server for years. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CancelledTVShowMC SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the cancelled TV shows live on, just waiting to be binge-watched by eager players. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BoomerBlastMC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3886	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Imagine a world where every boomer suddenly decided to quit their jobs and join our Minecraft server. The chaos would be epic! Picture a group of retired dentists building towering skyscrapers made entirely out of dental floss and toothpaste. Or a gang of former accountants creating intricate pixel art spreadsheets that come to life when you walk on them. And don’t even get us started on the ex-lawyers who have turned the entire server into a courtroom, complete with judge skins and gavel weapons. Join us on this wild ride and see what happens when the boomers take over Minecraft!