PORT OF BALTIMORE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

Adventures, Anime, baubau, Chat, Cheesecake, CraftyCreeperz, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llama, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

#fanartcommunity, #fancommunity, #fancreations, #nostalgicthreads, #threaddiscussion, #threadstop, art, Artistic, Community, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Discontinued, discussion, Edition, FANART, forum, memes, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Server, Threads

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	477	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	902	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	123	Potions Brewed:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, clandestine dealings, covert operation, Crafty, crime, Cryptic, detective work, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Join, McCraftface, Mystery, No. 73503471, puzzling, secret, Server, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown origin, unsolved case

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

#youtube, console, Console Wars, consumer behavior, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, cute, diamonds, exclusive, fanboys, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hype, Investment, Kingdom, Kino, Krafty, Marketing, preorder, preordering, Sony, sony playstation, video games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Votes:	2816
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	175052
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!