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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6867	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Buildings Constructed:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7797	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	77
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.