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Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8807

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4243	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	66659
Votes:	4330	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3031	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ores Mined:	2723
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	1634	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	1875
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness