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  • SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

    SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 7139
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Runes Activated: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7839
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

    Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

    Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3762
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

    And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

    But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 3915
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7845 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Chimeras Created: 4

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where God smites the evil, one loli foot at a time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine building your dream castle while fending off evil mobs with the power of cute lolis. Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge (A1111 Fork) that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. You’ll be crafting like a pro in no time!

    And if you ever get tired of building, you can always join our LoRa Training sessions to become a master of all things Minecraft. Who knew mining could be so educational?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 997
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie llamas, and building a castle out of rainbow blocks! Our server is so out of this world, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on Mars!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like models of your favorite celebrities, LoRa training scripts that will make you a Minecraft master, and even a special section for pony lovers (PonyXL, anyone?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s time to get DEGENerated!

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  • No Nsfw Minecraft Server

    No Nsfw Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 461
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Runes Activated: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Potions Brewed: 27 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

    Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6709
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

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  • No Nut November General Minecraft SMP

    No Nut November General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1493
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have hidden sex from nonny edition! Join us for a wild time of bonding with other anons, or if you’re feeling spicy, come in and bully and tease them (in a friendly way, of course)! We encourage posting porn and hanging out in our virtual world.

    Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths and claim your riches?

    But beware, there’s a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Slayer who roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face them in battle. Will you be the one to defeat them and claim the title for yourself?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our crazy community of players!

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  • The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

    The Cuck Porn Connoisseur Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2387
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Farms Harvested: 574
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Potions Brewed: 83
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Emeralds Found: 2633
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Picture this: your favorite artist posting cuck porn and you being so disgusted and shocked that you start having intrusive thoughts in the game. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We have a whole community of players who have dealt with intrusive thoughts and crazy scenarios in the game. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cuck porn scandal of your own (just kidding… maybe).

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  • No Nut November Minecraft SMP General

    No Nut November Minecraft SMP General
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8174
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

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    Welcome to the Sweaty Femboy Armpits Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with bonding, bullying, teasing, and even posting porn (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They may seem cute and innocent, but don’t be fooled – they have a strict “no griefing” policy and will ban anyone who dares to mess with their creations.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on in and join the chaos! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in the world of Sweaty Femboy Armpits.

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  • Trash General Minecraft SMP #2917: Nuckelavee (Forma de Chica) Edition

    Trash General Minecraft SMP #2917: Nuckelavee (Forma de Chica) Edition
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 723
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We have only one rule: you can love RWBY, you can hate RWBY, but for the love of Notch, don’t tell us it’s good.

    But that’s not all! We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again (whatever that means). Plus, we have a Pastebin that’s more mysterious than a hidden diamond vein.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Just remember, don’t believe their lies and always be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few troll posts).

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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7860
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1560 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the original version without any fancy updates or changes! But wait, there’s more! Join us for the remastered RePop version, where the jiggle physics are out of this world and the gore is toned down to a hilarious level.

    But beware, if you’re a Chud™ who thinks not being able to play the remastered version without any changes is a travesty, then this server is not for you. Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Pals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 332
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary!

    Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Be our guest!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our underrated Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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  • HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

    HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6448
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Villages Defended: 11 Farms Harvested: 152
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8449

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    Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

    Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

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  • Cookie Blocker Hideout

    Cookie Blocker Hideout
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8739
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

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    so, like, this server is like the incognito window of minecraft servers. you can do all the crazy stuff you want without anyone knowing, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or creating a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    plus, like, the cookies here are so good, they’re like magic or something. they make you run faster, jump higher, and even give you the ability to fly.

    join this server if you want to be the ultimate minecraft ninja, sneaking around and causing chaos without anyone knowing it was you. it’s like a secret club for the coolest players in the game. come on, you know you want to be a part of the madness.

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  • Chronicle MC

    Chronicle MC
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6325
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Emeralds Found: 453
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 9

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    Dive into Chronicle MC, the freshest Minecraft server on the internet, where exciting new ways of playing await you! Whether you’re a Survival expert, a Creative builder, or a Skyblock enthusiast, we’ve got something for everyone. Experience modern twists on classic gameplay, meet a friendly community, and create memories that will last forever.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join Chronicle MC today!

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  • WestLeaf: Where the economy is as unpredictable as mining for diamonds in the dark!

    WestLeaf: Where the economy is as unpredictable as mining for diamonds in the dark!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2866
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 297 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Emeralds Found: 6124

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    WestLeaf Economy Server Overview

    Features
    Custom Tools
    Custom Textures
    New Ores
    Custom Terrain Generation
    Skill Levels
    Quarries
    Claims
    Vein Miner
    Vote Rewards

    Server Information

    IP: play.westleaf.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

    Community Size

    We are limited to just 25 slots, and this will not change, as we want to focus purely on our community.

    Join Us

    If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, we’d love to have you be a part of our community. Join us at the IP or Discord links above.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How many slots are available on the server? We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.
    Do you have plans to reset the world? We do not have plans to reset the world at all.
    What unique features does the server offer? We offer custom tools, textures, new ores, custom terrain generation, skill levels, quarries, claims, vein miner, and vote rewards.
    Is the server EULA friendly? Yes, we are EULA friendly and have no pay to win features.

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  • Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

    Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7636
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Potions Brewed: 73 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Ores Mined: 2210 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

    So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

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  • The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

    The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 3748
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4039 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

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  • PrivacyCraft Server

    PrivacyCraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9888
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected… or not! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time two friends decided to explore forbidden territory at a grill and sauna evening.

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