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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1385 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 884964 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
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