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MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

ALL EUROPEANS, ALL NON AMERICANS, apply, Email address, European, Europeans, lolz, MuricaCraft, niggers, NonAmericans, Place, porn poster, RANGE BAN, ruin, Spammer

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Star Shards Collected:	93
Enchantments Applied:	299	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Farms Harvested:	974
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Passages Found:	3

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	5670	Crops Grown:	9846
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	604	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	776
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	943675	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	4362
Animals Bred:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

Lmao fr though funny humor laughing hilarious jokes comedy entertainment laughter chuckles amusement giggles comical jest jesting mirth jocularity uproarious, LMAOcraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!