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The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Star Shards Collected:	139
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3453	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Animals Bred:	99	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your wildest fantasies and unleash your creativity in a world full of blocks and possibilities! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and endless fun with our wacky community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a flying pig that shot lasers out of its eyes. Another player created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). And one time, we had a player who built an entire city made out of diamond blocks because why not?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature rumored to lay diamond eggs and grant wishes to those who find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the land, clucking softly in the moonlight.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to watch out for the Diamond Chicken – you never know when it might appear!

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1929	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	156
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	9083

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Solarion SMP

armor stands, Casino, Community, Discord, Economy, Event, games, Grief Protection, Mature, Nether, player heads, Plots, Portal, Redstone, shopping, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	128	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8949

About Season 5
Season 5 started at midnight 1/10/25. We had 45 players for launch, ranging from 25-40 players currently. This season has a naturally formed a couple of factions, but we have a lot of solo-basers as well. Lively voice chats, people always chatting, active community. We have a diamond economy/player-ran/plot-based shopping district and a games district nearby. If you’re into cool redstone games or casinos, come check out our gaming district, where players can add whatever games they want! We have a community center with mailboxes and a starter area upstairs, and an Event sign-up area! Join us for our newest event, build battle for our nether portal at shopping district!
18+ Community
Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or a newcomer looking for a multiplayer adventure, we welcome you to join our community! Server is hosted from AZ, US but we have players from all around the globe!
Datapacks
There are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server, but we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads – Players always drop their head when killed by another player. Mobs have a chance of dropping their heads when killed by a player. Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. Simple VoiceChat – Optional but Encouraged! Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other. Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands & make item frames invisible! PlayerSleep – Only 10% of online players needs to sleep to skip the night. We offer a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of the world in your web browser.

🌼 Join Us! 🌼

To request to join our server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules & put effort into your application so we can get to know you better! In the event that your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

https://discord.gg/solarion

ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128

Join our Minecraft server and escape the existential crisis of your shallow and performative life!

Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!

Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!

Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Neighborly Crafters 1.21.4

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Farms Harvested:	804
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like when the manga title starts with ‘tonari…’ – you know it’s gonna be epic and full of surprises!

Dude, on this server, you’ll be living next to some crazy builds that will blow your mind! It’s like stepping into a whole new world of creativity and madness.

And let me tell you, the community here is lit AF! You’ll be making friends left and right, bonding over your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ‘tonari…’ magic for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Block World Odyssey 1.21.4

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, forget about /b/, come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the most daring players can find.

Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of meme magic, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

Plus, our custom mini-games will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about whatever nonsense is happening on /b/ right now.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some chaos together!

StrangeSMPObservations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5609	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Farms Harvested:	166
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a crazy circus of chaos and fun! Like, one time I saw a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies. Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they only play dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveSleepers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action happens – in the bedroom! That’s right, on our server, colleagues are constantly sleeping together in the most scandalous ways possible. From secret rendezvous in the mines to steamy encounters in the Nether, you never know what kind of workplace romance you’ll stumble upon next. So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, come join us and see where the night takes you!

SlovakiaCraft – Rallying for Fun! Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF, like more lit than 100,000 peeps in Slovakia protesting against their PM or sumthin. we got rallies in 20 cities, like who even knew Slovakia had 20 cities, amirite? come join us and be part of da revolution, but like, in Minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and u might even run into Putin himself (jk, but wouldn’t that be wild?). so what u waiting for? join now and let’s show dat PM who’s boss, one block at a time!

PixelPalsCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	109	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we give out diamonds like they’re candy on halloween? well u better hop on quick cuz we got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible for 69 minutes (nice). plus, we got a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian that takes u on a wild ride through the nether.

oh and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in designated areas so don’t worry about your precious builds getting wrecked. join us now and experience the madness for yourself, just make sure to bring your sense of humor cuz things get wacky around here.

Aquatic Oasis Craft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crops Grown:	5816	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where water creatures rule the land! forget about boring old land animals, we have dolphins riding pigs, squids building castles, and turtles leading armies!

dive into the depths of our underwater world and discover hidden treasures, secret caves, and ancient ruins. swim with the sharks, battle the sea monsters, and ride on the backs of giant squids.

on land, things are just as wild. chickens can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! climb to the top of our floating mountains, explore our enchanted forests, and build your own kingdom in the clouds.

join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever created. who needs boring old land when you can have a world where anything is possible? come make a splash with us today!

VisionCraft: Nerve Repair Drug

brain enhancement, clinical trials, DRUG, experimental drug, LL-341070, Medical research, myelin repair, myelin sheath, nerve, nerve damage, nerve fibers, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurology, new drug, promising results, Repair, vision improvement, vision loss, vision restoration, vision therapy, VisionCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can restore your vision in the game! we got this new drug called LL-341070 that can make your brain go brrrr and repair all the damaged stuff in your virtual world. just like how it enhanced mices brain in real life, it will enhance your minecraft brain too! who needs glasses when you can just pop a pill and see clearly again in the game? join us now and experience the ultimate high of virtual vision restoration!