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  • Better Basics Online

    Better Basics Online
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7267
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Crops Grown: 7285

    New Minecraft Servers

    WIP (Will be made later)

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    online.betterbasics.life:25566

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VarietyMC

    VarietyMC
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 5717
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Magic Items Found: 5803 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    A bunch of ideas in one server, endless possibilities!

    In this server, there are items and weapons inspired by mangas and shows! Some also have abilities, like burning players around you.

    There are also lands in this server to protect your precious builds and items. Some hate it and some don’t, so I will try my best to make the server better!

    We will host a PvP event from time to time so people can have fun. There will also likely be events like Hide & Seek, Build Battles, and Scavenger Hunts with special prizes 😀

    We have a suggestions channel in our Discord server so people can suggest ideas for both the Discord and the Minecraft server :3

    play.varietymc.xyz:50140

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Ranch SMP

    The Ranch SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9332
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

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    USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

    What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

    What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

    How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

    Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

    What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

    TheRanchSMP.playwn.co

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  • CraftyExile Minecraft Server

    CraftyExile Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7199
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Villages Defended: 19
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

    Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

    We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

    MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4352
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Votes: 6457
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Farms Harvested: 471
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

    Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

    Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCopsMinecraftServer

    CousinCopsMinecraftServer
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6736
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 47 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Dimension Hops: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

    Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

    With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBridesmaidDrama

    BlockyBridesmaidDrama
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6630
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4884 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

    But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

    WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 627
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

    Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCoincidence

    CraftyCoincidence
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 6761
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4151
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 9500
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

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