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EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Void Armor Forged:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	6145
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Star Shards Collected:	232
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	5563	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Potions Brewed:	149	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!