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Crafternoon Delight

Adults, art, Brainstorming, Cooking, Crafternoon, Crafting, creative thinking, creativity, Dance, DELIGHT, diy projects, Exercise, hobbies, imagination, innovation, mental health, Music, problem solving, Relaxation, Self-expression, stress relief, Writing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2778	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos that will make you question why you ever grew up in the first place.

Need a break from boring adult responsibilities? Our server is the perfect place to let your inner child run free and build whatever your heart desires. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your hard drive).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover their hidden lair and become the richest player in all the land.

So why waste your time with boring adult activities when you could be building epic structures, battling creepers, and uncovering the mysteries of the cow society? Join our server today and let the fun begin!

StarHonkaiCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1239
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s 5* Wind Hunt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

Join us for a wild adventure that’s crazier than Jiaoqiu’s “Pneumanull Rice” trailer. Build your own world and battle it out with other players in epic duels that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

With more character banners than you can shake a stick at, including Yunli, Huohuo, Hanya, Yukong, and Lynx, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer. Plus, our redeemable codes are so good, they’ll make Moze’s 4* Lightning Hunt look like child’s play.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you there, gamers!

HeyCraft SMP – The Ultimate Block Party!

BLOCK, browsing, Chatting, digital communication, forum, hey, HeyCraft, insomnia, Interacting, internet, kill, late night, Lurking, message board, Online Community, Party, Posting, pw, sleep well, smp, socializing, stop by, Thread, Ultimate, virtual interaction

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents trying to steal your diamonds! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out questionable life advice. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! And remember, if you hear a creeper whispering in your ear at night, it’s probably just trying to sell you a timeshare in the Nether. Sweet dreams!

DebtCollectorMom123

Accountability, alternative solutions, Bank, Boundaries, Communication, Credit, DEBT, DebtCollectorMom123, family, financial responsibility, financial stress, generational differences, installment, loan, Mortgage, Mother, office, overseas job, payment plan, property ownership, Trust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Emeralds Found:	7033	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s financial issues? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like this wild story.

Imagine a world where you’re constantly reminded of your debts, just like those pesky reminders from the bank. But instead of stressing out, you can channel that energy into building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

Don’t worry about being late on payments, here you can just mine some diamonds and trade them for in-game currency. No need to deal with double payments or interest rates – unless you’re trading with villagers, of course.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just escape to our virtual office space (that you actually use) and relax with some virtual coffee. Who needs real estate drama when you can create your own virtual empire?

So join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life problems at the door – because here, the only debt you’ll have is to your fellow players for not sharing your epic loot!

HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Attitudes, aversion, Behaviors, characteristics, Contempt, disdain, dislike, emotions, Frustration, HatePeopleInLife, hatred, INDIVIDUALS, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, people, personality traits, Pet Peeves, Qualities, Repulsion, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6014	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

LifeCraftLessons

Experience, lesson learned, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life reflections, life teachings, life wisdom, LifeCraftLessons, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable lesson that no one else could teach you – how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and epic quests that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

CraftyWorld Minecraft Server

Adventure, Brazil, comparison, CraftyWorld, culture, decision, Decision making, Dream destination, expat life, Exploration, immigration, International living, Latin America, Lifestyle, mexico, Minecraft, Move, new country, pros and cons, Relocation, Server, south america, travel

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Mines Excavated:	1566
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ores Mined:	1356

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a virtual world where you can choose between living in a Mexican taco village or a Brazilian carnival city. Why settle for just one country when you can have the best of both worlds in Minecraft?

In our server, you’ll encounter crazy quests like hunting down the elusive Taco Llama or participating in the Samba Dance-Off competition to win epic prizes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret beach party with friendly dolphins!

So why choose between Mexico or Brazil when you can have it all in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	933	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	1341
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anticipation, BLOCK, chapter 21, Community, Fans, Frustration, japanese, long tail, Manga, manga updates, Minecraft, missing chapter, Okaeri, ongoing series, papa, papas, Party, Release, scanlation, scanlator, Server, still no translation, translation, update, Waiting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	108

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!