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CraftyCareMC

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCareMC, Disappointment, emotional, family, Grief, Honesty, Hospital, hospitalization, lying.., PERSONAL LIFE, Pregnancy, pregnant in hospital, privacy, relationships, Respect, social media, stress, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my life story.

Experience the thrill of broken bones and hospital stays just like me! Who needs a rollercoaster ride when you can live through car accidents and blood clots in the comfort of your own home?

Join now for the chance to have your personal life broadcasted to everyone without your consent! Get ready to be the talk of the town just like me, whether you like it or not!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some intense family drama that will make you question your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life meltdowns and emotional manipulation right here on our server?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have a front-row seat to a never-ending soap opera? See you there, drama llamas!

TippingPointCraft

#sustainability, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, climate trends, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme weather, FEARS, global warming, heatwaves, hottest days, observed, planet, record-breaking temperatures, rising temperatures, tipping points, TippingPointCraft, weather patterns

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG u guyz, dis minecraft server is so lit u gonna think ur in da hottest days ever observed on dis planet! we got lava everywhere, u gonna be sweatin’ like crazy! and u know what? some peeps say we nearin’ ‘tipping points’ but who cares when u havin’ so much fun on dis server! come join us and see if u can handle da heat, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🔥🌋💥

ZombieTVFan404

actor memories, actor tribute, beloved character, character legacy, character love, deceased actor, fan dedication, fan disappointment, fan struggles, Fictional crush., Long Gone, Nostalgia, old tv show, social media, social media absence, TV show fandom, TV show nostalgia, TV show obsession, vintage television, virtual presence, ZombieTVFan404

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house bigger than your mom’s ego! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad case of acne!

join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!

we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Patrilocraft: Where Sons Rule!

co-residence, cultural practices, Daughters, discrimination, family dynamics, family structure, gender bias, gender inequality, Gender Roles, India, marriage customs, norms, parents, patrilocality rates, Patrilocraft, rule, sex selection, social norms, societal expectations, Son preference, Sons, traditional beliefs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, this server is like totally lit, dude. We got all the crazy stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Plus, our players are like super cool and always down for a good time.

You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1993

LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Charity, Craft, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, fair, Find, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Minecraft, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, soulmate, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Villages Defended:	13

Java IP	play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, CraftyDawntrail, Dawntrail General, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	198	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

best technology, male pleasure, orgasms, pleasure devices, Prostate, prostate massage, prostate massagers, prostate orgasms, Prostate play, prostate pleasure, prostate stimulation, prostate stimulation devices, prostate toys, ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Technology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

BabyWaker Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, BabyWaker, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Minecraft, nighttime feeding, parenting, Partnership, self-care, Server, sharing responsibilities, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Support, teamwork, Understanding, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	148
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?