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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

TantrumCraft: Letting Kids Rage!

anger management, Behavior, child development, Communication, consequences, Coping skills, digital pacifiers, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Kids, letting, mental health, negative emotions, parenting, parents, RAGE, screen time, self-control, TantrumCraft, tantrums, Technology, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Enchantments Applied:	191
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

so like, u kno how kids can be real lil demons sometimes, throwin tantrums left n right? well, dis server is like a digital pacifier for dem lil crazies! join us and let ur kids unleash their anger in a safe, blocky environment!

we believe in lettin kids feel all da feels, even da bad ones. so come on in and let ur kids learn anger management skills by blowin up creepers and diggin giant holes! plus, u can watch as ur child becomes a master builder and takes out all their pent-up rage on some innocent cows.

parents, u play a crucial role in dis process. u gotta be there to witness ur child’s transformation from tantrum-throwin terror to block-placin boss. so come join us on dis wild ride and watch as ur kid becomes a Minecraft master!

ksmp vietnam

3D backpacks, Adventure, adventure pass, Ambient sounds, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Custom menus, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Immersive, item textures, Monsters, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	212	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
New Chunks Explored:	762496	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Dive into a unique, adventure-driven experience designed to enhance your vanilla survival gameplay with new content, exploration, and progression opportunities.

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CraftyPatriot Minecraft Server

Allegiance, Armed Forces, army support, country support, CraftyPatriot, defense budget, Duty, Flag, freedom, homeland security, Honor, loyalty, Military, military personnel, Minecraft, national defense, national pride, patriotism, pride, sacrifice, Server, service, Veterans

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Do you love Minecraft and want to show your support for your country’s army in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server! Join us and fight alongside virtual soldiers in epic battles against creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Show your patriotism by building monuments and statues dedicated to your country’s armed forces. Plus, rumor has it that the top player each month gets a special prize – a virtual salute from a Minecraft Steve dressed in full military gear! Join now and let the virtual patriotism begin!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Adult, Adulthood, Apathy, bland, Boring, care, child, Dead, deep, Desires, disillusionment, dreams, lack of fulfillment, Life, Minecraft, parents, Prison, PrisonCraft, School, Server, Slave, societal expectations, Soul

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being a slave to your parents and forced to go to school? Are you feeling like your soul is already dead as an adult? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to bring some excitement back into your life!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood. Let your imagination run wild as you build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and make new friends who share your love for all things blocky.

Forget about your boring life and dive into a world where anything is possible. Who needs deep dreams and desires when you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and create your own virtual paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, all without leaving the comfort of your computer screen. Trust us, it’s way more fun than paying bills and going to work!

BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip

Best Friend, BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip, Boundaries, Boyfriend, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, exclusion, Expectations, feelings, friendship, Frustration, group dynamics, holiday, Honesty, LGBTQ, perspective, Surprise, third wheeling, travel

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third wheel? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate getaway with your BFF, their boyfriend, and a whole bunch of creepers!

Imagine booking a room with your BFF to share a bed, only to have their boyfriend crash the party. But fear not, on our server, there’s always room for one more player (even if they bring their significant other along).

Don’t worry about feeling left out on this trip, because on our server, everyone is included – even if it means doubling the cost for you. Who needs a relaxing resort getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure in the world of Minecraft?

So come join us and let’s see if we can survive this unexpected twist in the plans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (or in this case, in the mines).

CraftyFools Minecraft Server

consumerism, CraftyFools, fad products, frivolous purchases, impulse buying, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, overconsumption, peer influence, peer pressure, popular products, Server, social media influence, societal expectations, status symbols, trendy items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary gadgets, unnecessary items, unnecessary spending, useless purchase, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless purchases like enchanted golden apples and diamond hoes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can trade your useless purchases for epic loot like enchanted netherite armor and dragon eggs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading useless items for rare treasures. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden riches?

So why waste your diamonds on useless purchases when you can join our server and turn them into something truly legendary? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

BoomerCraft

BoomerCraft, Boomers, Communication, cultural changes, Etiquette, Family Values, fashion, generation gap, generational differences, History, Manners, Music, Nostalgia, Politics, Respect, Retirement, social media, Technology, traditional values, trends, work ethic

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of those pesky Gen Z kids ruining your Minecraft experience with their TikToks and avocado toast? Well, fear not my fellow boomers, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe haven for us oldies but goodies.

Join us on our server where we have designated “Boomer Zones” where only classic rock music plays and the only emojis allowed are the good old colon and parenthesis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “OK Boomer” dungeon, where you can battle hordes of entitled teenagers armed with nothing but your trusty AARP card and a cane.

So come on down to our server and show those young whippersnappers who’s boss! Remember, age before beauty!

Vovchansk Airborne Brigade Minecraft Server

airborne, Airborne brigade, Brigade, Conflict reports, Defense updates, eastern Ukraine, Lost soldiers, military deployment, military intelligence, Military investigations, Military losses, Military operations, military-news, Minecraft, missing soldiers, Russian army, Russian casualties, Russian forces, russian military, Server, ukraine conflict, Vovchansk, war casualties, War updates

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3876	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server, dude? It’s like, so epic that even the Russians lost an entire airborne brigade in Vovchansk trying to find it! I know, right? Like, they were so distracted by all the epic builds and epic PvP battles that they just got totally lost in the game.

But, like, don’t worry, you won’t get lost because we have, like, the most epic spawn town ever. It’s like, a giant castle made out of diamond blocks and guarded by dragons. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond armor.

And, like, the best part is that we have the most epic events ever. Like, every full moon, we have a giant mob battle where you have to fight off hordes of zombies, skeletons, and creepers to win epic loot. And, like, every Friday night, we have a giant fireworks show that lights up the sky with all the colors of the rainbow.

So, like, come join us on this totally epic Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness. Just be careful not to get lost like the Russians did, dude!

LostInUkraineCraft

2022, Armed Forces, battlefield, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat operations, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraineCraft, Military, russia, russian military, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can pretend to be a russian soldier fighting in ukraine? well this server is perfect for u! we got all the crazy action and intense battles u could ever want. join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe u’ll even be the one to turn the tide of the war and save russia from losing even more troops. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

MatchyCraft: Beauty League

attractiveness correlation, attractiveness matching, attractiveness perception, attractiveness rating, attractiveness study, beauty, beauty ideals, beauty standards, DATING, gender differences, League, Marriage, MatchyCraft, MATE SELECTION, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, relationships, romantic relationships, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna find your perfect match! like, this study says that people are super good at rating how hot they are, so you know you’ll find someone on your level of hotness here!

couples on this server are like, totally well-matched in the looks department, so you know you’ll find your minecraft soulmate here! come join us and find your perfect match, cuz we all know beauty is the most important thing in a relationship, right? lolz!