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EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

CreepyCrafters

abnormal actions, bizarre conduct, creepy behavior, creepy tendencies, CreepyCrafters, disturbing habits, eerie conduct, odd behaviors, off-putting behavior, peculiar behaviors, social norms, societal acceptance, strange behavior, strange habits, uncanny habits, uncomfortable actions, unsettling actions, unsettling behavior, unsettling conduct, unusual actions, weird tendencies

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

CatastrophicCraft

Attack, CATASTROPHIC, CatastrophicCraft, Claim, cyber criminals, cyber defense, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, data breach, data security, digital attack, hackers, HACKING, information breach, internet archive, network breach, online attack, online security, security breach

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, madness, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, vinland

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	228
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

Adults, animation, Anime, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, Cultural differences, Entertainment, hopeful, humor, Japanese culture, Maturity, mc, Media, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, romcom, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, Stereotypes, television

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Votes:	2959	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8316	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	3209
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

PhaseCrazeCraft

defining moments, growth mindset., Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life phases, life transformation, life transitions, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal evolution, personal growth, PhaseCrazeCraft, Phases, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, transformation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3570	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

beer me, claim waifu, enjoy your day, entrance, free seat in hell, lewds, lurkers get stoned, Minecraft, no sleep edition, Palace, PIXEL, post waifu, rp, Server, swiper don’t swipe, Trips, waifu, Water

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	596	Players Killed by Monsters:	8291
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!