porchat – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Nations Online
Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology
join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.
rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.
we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.
so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

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Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.
Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.
And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.
Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

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Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog
asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer
Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

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XmasGrindCraft
alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft
Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.
So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

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BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D
Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!
Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

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Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3
1.20.3, AI companion, Android, android wife, Artificial Intelligence, christmas, digital love, digital spouse, dream gift, future trends, Futuristic technology, Gift ideas, holiday season, modern relationships, robot companion, robotic partner, sci-fi fantasy, tech gift., technology advancements, unique present, virtual reality, Winter, Wishlist, wonderland
OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

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Goths In Minecraft SMP
(subculture), acceptance, Alternative, Community, counterculture, discrimination, fashion, goth culture, goth fashion, goth music, goth scene, Goths, Identity, Individuality, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Rebellion, smp, social norms, Stereotypes
Are you tired of being treated like a noob in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in our SMP, we treat you like royalty! We have a team of virtual butlers ready to cater to your every need, from building epic structures to bringing you virtual snacks while you mine. Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch!

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NWordDadRageCraft
anger management, Asian American identity, chinese culture, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Family Values, generational attitudes, intergenerational conflict, kamala harris, Language Use, NWordDadRageCraft, personal boundaries, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, social norms
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.
Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.

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CraftingKindness
advocacy, Altruism, charity work, community service, compassion, counseling, CraftingKindness, Emotional support, Empathy, helping professions, humanitarian work, make the world a better place, mental health support, non-medical profession, non-profit organizations, philanthropy, relieve suffering, social justice, social work, Therapy, volunteering
Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to escape to a world where you can make a difference without all the stress? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual superhero, saving the pixelated world from evil mobs and spreading joy wherever you go.
Forget about boring old professions like doctor or therapist, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, spreading rainbows and happiness to all the players. Or how about a professional cookie baker, handing out delicious treats to everyone in need of a pick-me-up?
Join us today and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who share your passion for making the world a better (virtual) place. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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Green Consumption Society
#sustainability, affluent consumers, consumer behavior, Consumption, eco-friendly, environmental behavior, environmental consciousness, environmental impact, green consumption, Green.., highest social status, lower levels, middle range, plateaued, purchasing decisions, S-shaped pattern, social hierarchy, social status, society, socio-economic status, socioeconomic levels, sustainable lifestyle, trend
come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

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