Population MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

Years, BlockLife, human development, average lifespan, data analysis

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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FaceCraft120

human appearance, Individuality, FaceCraft120, facial diversity, facial uniqueness

join dis epic minecraft server where u can find ur long lost twin cuz apparently there are people out there who look EXACTLY like u. imagine the possibilities, u could have a twin who is a pro at minecraft and u can team up and conquer the server together. or maybe u have a twin who is a total noob and u can show them the ropes and be the ultimate minecraft mentor. who knows what kind of twin adventures await u on this server, so come join now and see if u can find ur doppelganger in the world of blocks and creepers. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some twin-tastic fun!

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GTA BoomerCraft

children, last generation, BoomerCraft, Apocalypse, GTA

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!

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CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

macabre fascination, exit, mortality, passing on, Spiritual beliefs

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

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tokyo dating app minecraft server

romance, Population, Boost, TOKYO, innovation

so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

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Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

reproductive age, housing crisis, policy, young adults, Social Issues

Looking for a place to escape the impending population crisis in Australia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help repopulate the virtual world with your pixelated offspring because let’s face it, who needs real children when you can have Minecraft babies?

Our server is the perfect place to forget about adulting and focus on building your dream virtual home without worrying about real-life expenses. Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you choose to live in a secluded mountain cave, but hey, we don’t judge!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where housing is affordable, basic essentials are plentiful, and the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-world problems!

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True Survival PvP 4.0: Where creeper hugs are free and trust is optional.

creeper, new map, Trading, Population, PvP

True Survival PvP 4.0 Overview

Features	Description
Sethome function	Allows players to set a home location
Spawn teleport	Teleports players back to spawn
Home teleport	Teleports players back to their home location
Safe spawn area	Area for trading and interaction without fear of PvP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server
What are the rules for the server?	No griefing spawn and no hacks
How do I use the sethome function?	Use a book and quill provided in your inventory
Is the realm actively managed?	Yes, the owner will be actively engaged and may add more features
How can I join the server?	Click here to join

CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ

Job, Population, work, CuckCraft, what the fuck

Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

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Crafty Billionaires: Where Everyone’s a Blockstar!

Competition, billionaires, culture, Excellence, standout sportsperson

Are you tired of living in a world where over 1 billion people can’t even produce a standout sportsperson outside of cricket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where everyone is a sports superstar!

Join us and become the best Minecraft athlete the world has ever seen! Show off your skills in virtual soccer, basketball, and even extreme ironing competitions. Who needs real-life sports when you can dominate the virtual arena?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic cricket matches you’ve ever witnessed. Watch as players swing their pickaxes and battle it out on the field for glory and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that you don’t need real sports to be a champion!

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Chopstick Chaos: China’s Minecraft Misadventures

east asia, Misadventures, population control, Chinese economy, China’s challenges

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and be a part of a community that’s smaller than the Chinese population (according to some random guy on the internet). That’s right, our server is so exclusive, it makes the CCP’s reported numbers look inflated! With a birth rate lower than 1 child per woman since the early 2000s, our server is like a rare diamond in the rough.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more laughs than a creeper prank gone wrong. So come on down and join us for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Who needs China when you’ve got us?

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