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Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Enchantments Applied:	250
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	2708	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5890
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

anxiety, coping mechanisms, courage, Delusional, depression, Edgy, FAGGOT, gasoline, kill, mental health, mental illness, mental toughness, Minecraft, Paranoid, Psych, PsychoMine, schizophrenia, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, cooperation, economic justice, Economy, finance, financial system, G20, Global, Government, high net worth individuals, INEQUALITY, International, Minecraft, policy, REFORM, Server, summit, superrich, SuperRichCraft, Tax, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PixelPioneerJustice

Accountability, Charged, Conflict, delayed justice, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incident, international law, investigation, justice delayed, law enforcement, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PixelPioneerJustice, settler, Shooting, Tension, unresolved, videoed, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

TipsyCraft

act sober, alcohol, anxiety, Behavior, cognitive function, control, coping, Decision making, emotions, feeling, Impaired, intoxication, mental health, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-perception, self-regulation, Situation, stress, TipsyCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Emeralds Found:	7721	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

McEcon

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft Server Economy Shop Mobs Wealth Community Grief Bedrock Java Cross platform Admins PVE PVP Nether Residence LandClaim Player Shop Auctions Cracked clients, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3708

Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!

Benefits: Friendly, welcoming community. We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! Bedrock and Java cross platform server. 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible Active admins PVE / PVP Nether Residence / LandClaim Player Shop (Economy) Auctions Cracked clients allowed More!

mcecon.sickgaming.net

steelfistMC

animations, botania, Create, Discord, Download, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Mods, PvE, PvP, Qol, Server, simple voice chat, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Tweaks, Vanilla, Waystones, weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival server with over 100 mods, including Simple Voice Chat, Botania, and Create, as well as many other small mechanics, QOL, and misc. tweaks. Some server-side mods include Tectonic, Terralith, Factions, and Waystones, as well as new animations and vanilla+ weapons, among many others.

Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack: https://discord.gg/UdV4FuHmkQ

stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ascension materials, Captain Overtime, character demo, Characters’ Ascension mats, claimable codes, Damage Calculator, Display Only, Download, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Miracle Began, Official X account, Pull Tracker, Redeemable Codes, Server, Signal Tracker, Sticker designs, Thread Template, Trailer, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero, zhu yuan, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	103	New Chunks Explored:	799556
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows every time you ride it!

Our server is so epic that even the characters from Zhu Yuan are dropping by to hang out. Captain Overtime himself will be there to challenge you to a dance-off on the lava dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a lore teaser that will blow your mind and make you question the very fabric of reality. Where did the miracle begin? Find out on our server, where miracles happen every day.

And don’t forget about our exclusive redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOKANURBT5MQ8D. Use them to unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. It’s all possible on our Minecraft server of insanity!

KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

#announcement, Archive, archive site, Closure, Dead, End.., Farewell, FINAL, Goodbye, INFORMATION, Krystal, krystal archive, krystalarchive.com, KrystalGoneWild, Minecraft, News, not a drill, ONLINE, Shutdown, smp, update, Website

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	951	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

#breastfeeding, adjustment, baby’s needs, Behavior, BoobiesAwayCraft, Coworkers, discomfort, ESSENTIAL, humor, inappropriate comments, joking around, male friends, Natural, reactions, social settings, Support, topless, undermine, unsupported, valid concerns

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1382	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	2863	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!