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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4906 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!