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PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	69	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

app benefits, app deals, app discounts, app download, app for free, app giveaway, app perks, app promotion, app savings, app store, app without charge, app without payment, free app, free app discovery, free digital tools, free mobile app, free online resources, free software, free technology, Freecraft, Minecraft, no cost app, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1137
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1174
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Emeralds Found:	2192	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Love Letters Sent:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Villages Defended:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).