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Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Back-Set SMP: 200 Years of Minecraft Fun

Åland, BackSet, CELEBRATIONS, Country, Defeats, Democracy, elections, finland, Fun, Göteborg, Government, History, Malmö, Minecraft, Nordic countries, norway, Politics, Scandinavia, setbacks, smp, stockholm, Taunting, winning parties, Years

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being constantly owned by Finland, Norway, and their cronies? Do you want to finally stick it to those smug Swedes in Stockholm and Göteborg? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and help turn the tables on these bullies by building your own epic base and forming alliances with other players. Take down the oppressive regimes of Åland and Malmö with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s show those Nordic naysayers who’s really in charge!

CraftyCreeperKitchen

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cooking skills, CraftyCreeperKitchen, culinary boundaries, culinary communication, culinary compromise, culinary control, Culinary Creativity, culinary independence, culinary partnership, culinary preferences, culinary respect, Frustration, meal prep, personal space, relationships, Respect, Self-expression

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of your partner thinking they’re the Gordon Ramsay of your kitchen? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook in peace without anyone adding ketchup to your gourmet creations!

We have a special “No Fixing Meals” rule in place to ensure that your culinary masterpieces remain untouched by meddling hands. Build your own virtual kitchen and show off your skills without any interference!

Don’t let anyone ruin your cooking vibes – join our server now and cook up a storm without any unwanted seasoning sabotage! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion of culinary excellence!

PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

Affliction, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, Despair, devastation, emotional pain, excruciating pain, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, injury, Loss, mental anguish, MOMENTS, Ouchiest, PainCraft, physical pain, smp, sorrow, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, worst pain

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

HackCraft: LifeHax101

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ores Mined:	6355	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us and discover the ultimate life hack that no one knows about – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic gameplay you’ve ever seen? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

2024.., accusations, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election interference, foreign relations, Government, HACKING, Interference, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, RedstoneRigged, russia, SECURITY, Server, united states, US

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN US ACCUSING RUSSIA OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE IN 2024. OUR PLAYERS BE MORE SHADY THAN POLITICIANS, BUT AT LEAST THEY BUILD BETTER HOUSES. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND CREEPER ATTACKS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN BANS US FROM THE INTERNET.

FrenchRapeRecruiters

Abuse, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, drugged, France, FrenchRapeRecruiters, husband, Justice, Legal System, Manipulation, Misogyny, prosecutors, rape, sexual assault, traumatic experience, victim blaming, violence, Wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of the real world where husbands drug their wives and recruit 70 men to do unspeakable things. on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is surviving the zombie apocalypse and building the most epic castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help stop them before it’s too late! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9294
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining gaming content and comedic commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. His witty humor and engaging personality have helped him become a well-loved online personality, making him a favorite among viewers of all ages.

WardenRival

Earth, Earthsmp, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, server-network, WardenRival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Potions Brewed:	53	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a new LifestealSMP and EarthSMP join WardenRival its a new and up and coming server network.

play.wardenrival.org:19132

Tax Evasion Minecraft Server

big companies, business lunch, companies, deductions, Empires, Europe, Evasion, Fairness, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, modern countries, politicians, power, Server, Tax, tax declaration, TAXES, taxes explained, taxes for idiots, VAT, Voting, workers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	82601
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being taxed to oblivion by your government? Do you feel like you’re getting screwed over while big companies get away with murder? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, taxes are a thing of the past! That’s right, no more pesky deductions from your hard-earned diamonds and emeralds.

Join our server and experience true freedom from the tyranny of taxes. Build your empire without worrying about the taxman knocking on your door. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of tax-free loot!

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be taxed on is your ability to build epic structures and survive in a world full of surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!