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Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

13th century, book of poems, burning coal, classic literature, dantes, deep emotions, emotional resonance, heartfelt words, Inferno, Italian heritage, Italian literature, Italian poet, literary masterpiece, madness, meets, Minecraft, pasta, poetic expressions, poetic imagery, poetic legacy, poetry, profound impact, PvP, soul-stirring verses, soulful connection, soulful poetry, timeless beauty, timeless classics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Cheeky Chavs Craft

addiction, always online, Ban, ban online games, Chads, Chavs, CHEEKY, control, Craft, england, Gaming, Government, internet, kneel, legislation, Online Games, Parliament, Petition, Regulation, SLOP, uk, UK Parliament, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1103	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

#youtube, Content Creation, Enna, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, lamps, lava, LIVESTREAMING, lolz, McMineFace, millie, minecrafty, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

Adventure, Anime, BATTLING, boring games, Childhood, Collecting, Creatures, cute designs, Evolution, Exploration, fanbase, Franchise, Gaming, Gotta, hate pokemon gameplay, love pokegirls, Monsters, Nostalgia, pokecraft, pokemon, strategy, Trainers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9593	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Blocky B*tches

addictive gameplay, blocky, Btches, building homes, Character customization, creating stories, Digital World, escapism, Gaming, hours played, immersive experience, life simulation, Long playtime, sims 4, simulation game, Time management, time sink, time well spent, video games, virtual life, virtual reality, virtual relationships

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	448
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	9624
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

Bout, Crafty, Good, taco, Tacos, Time

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Towns Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3652	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Emeralds Found:	2125	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?