> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

Director, Directors, Disguised, fetish, long tail tag, Minecraft, poorly disguised, Poorly.., smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!

MineXD

MineXD, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

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JOIN | minexd.mcserver.us

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MineXD was created by me, a minecraft veteran hoping to recreate the classic minecraft experience and also add some quality of life changes! We have a steady playerbase that is friendly and welcoming. I am always on in my free time and constantly responding to questions and requests. I really hope you’ll give us a visit and see what we have to offer!

Plugins

Lands

Claim areas and choose what other players can do in your claims

Aurelius Skills

Level up skills like archery, forging, alchemy, defense to gain stats and rankup

SilkSpawners

Mine spawners to create mob farms where you choose

CrazyCrates

Different type of crates that reward players for playing. All crates can be obtained without spending money

PinataParty

Server wide event, spawns a pinata at spawn once a certain amount of votes are reached that drops great rewards

AuctionHouse

Sell your items on a public auction house

QuickShops

Create chest shops easily to generate income from other players

Farm Protection

Farmland will not break if you jump on it

Thanks for checking us out and hope to see you on the server, happy crafting!

JOIN | minexd.mcserver.us

Beocraft

Beocraft, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Why choose Beocraft?

🗺️ New season started 16.2.2024 – After the community had voted yes, we have a new season with terralith and terratonic world generation.

📚 5 Years of history – As Beocraft started in 2018 (inspired by the then hugely popular hermitcraft), gone through many phases and iterations to land where it is today. The current world is 2 months old

🤑 Absolutely no pay to win – Since 2018 we have held a strong stance against p2w.

🚫 No tolerance for griefing, cheating, stealing and toxicity – We stride to keep our server community free of the toxicity genuinely found on the internet.

🤝 Server based on community – Join our server and team up with the countless people and teams on the server in your quest to conquer the natural world of minecraft. Or build alone if that’s your spirit, we wont judge.

📈 CConstant activity – There is almost always someone on the server.

🖥 High performance server hardware – Maintained by professional programmers and administrators, lag and waiting for the server to come back online are things of the past. Globally low ping. Server located in the EU.

How to join?

Discord invite : https://discord.gg/P6sy7SMmB6

After joining go to ⁠#verify-here and type /verify <your minecraft nick>. And the ip is posted in the discord server itself.

SangriaCraft

SangriaCraft, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	130
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Server Pictures

World Map

➼ Who We Are

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for all. To ensure a peaceful haven, we’ve implemented a whitelist system, allowing only players with good intentions to bask in the tropical wonders of our server.

Say goodbye to hackers and griefers and join a community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts eager to share a great time together.

➼ Our Focus

Since 2011, we’ve been shaping servers with a keen focus on building a fun and engaging community. Once a tight-knit group on Skype, life may have taken us in different directions, but SangriaCraft continues the legacy.

Our emphasis remains on creating a close-knit community, where players can revel in a worry-free, minimally restricted environment for the best Minecraft experience possible.

➼ Events

We also organize bi-monthly festivities, including themed treasure hunts, cooperative building challenges to construct impressive builds together, and creative challenges that push the boundaries of your imagination.

• Tropical Building Themed Event

➟Let your creativity flow in our tropical building themed event! Members will design their own tropical-themed builds, with the community voting on their favorites. The winning build will be featured on the future spawn hub of the servers, with the builder’s name proudly attached.

• The Diamond Treasure Expedition➟ Embark on an adventure to collect rare items and unlock sparkling rewards in diamonds. With a total of 108 diamonds up for grabs, join the hunt now and watch as your wealth and collection grow with each triumphant discovery!

⚫ This event will end once all 10 items have been collected.

• The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza

➟ Explore spawn and hunt for hidden eggs scattered throughout the area. The more eggs you collect, the more diamonds you’ll earn as rewards. Don’t miss out on this egg-citing adventure!

⚫This event will be happening towards the end of March or the first week of April. TBD by the community.

➼ Transparency

We value transparency and community input the most. We openly share our financials, ensuring every contribution benefits the community.

Feedback shapes the decisions we make, with polled changes requiring an 80% approval rating for implementation. If a poll fails, we look into why the community disliked it and if there’s a potential to make changes to the idea or not.

➼ Community Focus

When we founded our first server back in 2011, it was founded on this major principle: to create a space for players to come together and play Minecraft without overbearing restrictions or fun ruining players. So, to encourage this, we offer various community events and competitions.

Experience our bi-monthly themed events and collaborative projects, fostering camaraderie and creativity among players. Engage in mega-builds, public services, and more with dedicated project channels on our Discord.

➼ White list Application

SangriaCraft is more than a server; it’s a tropical sanctuary where players forge unforgettable experiences. We selectively welcome new members, considering only those deemed to be a good fit for the community.

Ready to embark on a tropical adventure?

Join us by following the link below and filling out a whitelist application via our Discord. We encourage taking your time and care in filling out the application.

Please see the #Applications channel in the discord server for information on what plugins and data packs are being used on SangriaCraft!

To join the Discord, click HERE!

PodCraft

PODCRAFT, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

PodCraft is a new semi-survival server with several optional game enhancing features such as: SignShops for player shops, Mobs drop eggs which can be used on collectable spawners for farms etc. PodCraft also has SlimeFun installed which adds many optional mechanics to the game. Additionally we are running a custom terrain gen installed and have plans for many more features. You may connect using bedrock or java edition. Server info:

IP: PodCraft.org OR 154.12.237.152 **Java edition or Bedrock** Version: 1.20.4 Website: TBA Discord (linked to ingame): https://discord.gg/hvKZU9AhSe

Valerian Meadows

Meadows, Modded, Valerian

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	5539	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	428392

Recommended Ram Allocation is 5 Gigs Here’s the Link to our [Discord] Hope to see you there!

HomesteadCraft

HomesteadCraft, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

Welcome, Neighbors!

Looking for a mature and friendly Minecraft community?

HomesteadCraft SMP is an adult-only server that’s been public for over two years, and we’re excited to welcome you to your new home!

Where to Find us:

IP: HomesteadCraft.mcserver.us

Live Map

Discord

As an RPG-based server, we’ve got a unique game-play experience that’s tailored to players who enjoy building, crafting, and exploring. Our community is made up of players from all over the world, and we’ve got a large number of regular players who enjoy playing together.

Our main goal is to provide a fun environment with an old-school feel, where both long-term fans and new players can all get together and have a good time. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit community, and can’t wait to see how we continue to expand.

We believe in building a place where everyone can enjoy the game together. We’ve got a no-map-reset policy, which means you can build and explore without worrying about losing your progress, but we continue to expand the world border with each major update.

We also have a claims system in place to protect your creations, in addition to regular world and inventory backups just in case of issues.

Speaking of some of the plug-ins we use, here’s a few more you’ll find on HomesteadCraft that helps make us special:

Aurelium Skills – Introduces skills and stats into Minecraft. Such skills include Agility, Excavation, Enchanting, and even Sorcery. Some of the stats include Strength, Regeneration, and Luck.

Acuteloot – This one adds in literally BILLIONS of new and unique items you can find. There’s things such as specially named items, items with particle effects, and a few unique ones that add some fun mechanics to the game. You can find Acuteloot items in naturally spawned chests, or you might get lucky while enchanting.

In addition to the usual server accouterments, we also have an active Discord community where players can chat and hang out. Our in-game chat is also linked to the main Discord channel, so even when you aren’t at your computer, you can stay connected! Here, you can chat, share builds, post shop ads, and stay up-to-date on all the goodies and news.

Now the nitty-gritty The rules. We don’t have many, and most of it boils down to…

Rule #1. Don’t be a jerk!

Rule #2. 21+ only. We are an adult community for many reasons.

Rule #3. We do NOT tolerate ANY hate speech or derogatory language. Full stop. If you have to ask if it counts, it probably does.

So, if you’re looking for a unique Minecraft experience with a mature and friendly community, then HomesteadCraft SMP is the server for you. Join us now and become a part of our amazing community!

PlongieCraft

Modded, PlongieCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Zombie Dances:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Not a professional host just looking some players to join my modded SMP to help pass time through a difficult time in my life.

Ive got a stable version of my own 1.20.1 modpack that has Irons Magic mod, The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Yung’s structure mods, Better Minecarts, Recruits and a couple more smaller mods that don’t really mess with vanilla gameplay. Ive picked versions of the mods that balance well with 1.20.1 gameplay pacing and its been a blast with my buddy. Im hoping to find other people who want to come to the server and become mages and knights who will start their own survival adventure so we can build a little community. (One with trading and group battles and more!)

We welcome builders as we love building things with the challenge of survival: The server is on hard mode, and GRIEFING/raiding bases is NOT tolerated! We dont want players stealing from each others bases or destroying other’s hard work so I am taking backups of the worlds. That said, we all love the idea PVP and having a dedicated area and organized Battles. There is already a colosseum for settling 1v1/2v2 personal beef and a big field area for battling with recruits and magic! Come be a wizard who researches their own spells or a the lord of a castle who commands an army of recruits, or just come and play good old survival minecraft.

PM if you are interested or reply to this! I am no professional host and i’m just looking for some new friends that will help pass the time during this difficult period in my life. I am always open to mod suggestions or questions.

Ip not configured for another hour or so, so i am putting a FAKE IP: 192.0.0.1.8 for now to stop the bots from flagging this post and preventing me from making friends lol

VastalaMC

Semi Vanilla, VastalaMC

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5475	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

🏆 Active and Daily Online Community

💵 Functioning Economy with Spawners and Farming

☎️ None of that Pay to Win BS!

🍄 Diplomacy, Geopolitics and Nations Galore!

🌸 Bedrock and Java Compatible! 🌈 JOIN THE DISCORD FOR THE IP!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/XmzKb79gu2 SERVER IP: Vastalamc.bestmc.fun

United Lands

Lands, smp, United

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	130	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP experience! Discover our immersive features:

📸 Video Trailer: Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHVTNhSmF4

🌎 Explore the World: Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.

⚒️ Gameplay: Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!

⬆️ Progression: Forge your path through diverse avenues:

Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.

Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.

Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes.

💰 Thriving Economy: Experience a player-driven marketplace (accessed via /mp) for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!

💸 Non-P2W Environment: United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.

⚔️ Epic Wars & Combat: Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike.

Join us at United Lands and embark on an unforgettable adventure!

📑 IP┋red.unitedlands.org 📑

💬 Discord ┋https://discord.unitedlands.org 💬

🗺 Map┋ https://map.unitedlands.org 🗺

ThistleMC

Semi Vanilla, ThistleMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2645
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	163

ThistleMC is a Minecraft Survival Server With a few fun plugins and aspects!

Java + Bedrock IP: thistlemc.apexmc.co

Port: 25642

Discord: https://discord.gg/KxKCydGeh9

Version: 1.20

DynMap: http://37.10.122.20:6034/

We are actively seeking to grow our community and provide a server for everyone to have fun on! As of right now, the server only has Survival, but we are planning to add many many more servers, such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and more in the future when the server is more active! I made this server to bring people together and to build a friendly community. Our dream is to have a fairly big Minecraft server that everyone enjoys playing on.

We have various fun activities for the playerbase to do and enjoy such as:

❀ Quest’s around spawn and in their own questing town, that happen either daily or every few months of varying difficulty and reward. More quest’s will be added over time that will either give perks of in game money.

❀ A Head Hunt that takes you all over the spawn we have that show’s you different area’s in the spawn which gives money rewards and a key reward once you find all heads.

To play and join our growing community, join us on thistlemc.apexmc.co! 🙂

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