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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2786 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.
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So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!
