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Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server

#youtube, art, Collabs, Corner, covers, Crafting, Divegrass, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Joshus, Koyo, Koyolive, Mayo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, Minecraft, New Journey, original songs, Otome yo motomeyo QED, Server, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, solos, Tear Gazer, Treats, twitter, Unbalance, vt//hag, vt//pink, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!

Heem’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

144653246, Adventure, brazza, Edition, Epic, heem, heems, Minecraft, previous, smp, umar

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a llama in a telenovela.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.

NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL

adults-only wedding, child-free event, family conflicts, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, Family Support, finding a babysitter, NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL, sibling relationships, wedding attendance, Wedding celebration, wedding day decisions, wedding day etiquette, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding policy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Farms Harvested:	199
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama at your wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise a drama-free environment where only virtual blocks will be broken, not hearts.

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can build your dream venue without worrying about pesky family members causing a scene. Our server is strictly adults-only, so you can focus on saying “I do” to your pixelated partner without any distractions.

Don’t let your sister’s three kids under the age of 10 ruin your big day – join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding experience like no other!

BlockyBabies ADHD & Autism Hub

adhd, autism, Behavioral Disorders, BlockyBabies, child development, childhood obesity, conduct disorders, health outcomes, Hub, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal obesity, Medical research, mental health, mother-child pairs, neurodevelopmental disorders, obesity, Pregnancy, prenatal health, public health, research, risk factors

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	4593	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

join our minecraft server and escape the horrors of obesity during pregnancy! we have magical potions that will make your child immune to ADHD, autism, and conduct disorders! our server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear and you can build the craziest structures without a care in the world. come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

bethesda, bethesda games, Crafty, creations, game bugs, game criticism, game design, game development, game disappointment, game expectations, game fans, game glitches, game innovation, game patches, game publishers, game quality, game studios, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, video game controversy, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Buildings Constructed:	19	Mines Excavated:	3286
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of jealous players trying to steal your bling).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (who invited them anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Valuable Minecraft SMP Items

Antiques, appreciating collectibles, collectible market, collectible treasures, collectible value, Collectibles, increasing value collectibles, Investment, Items, long term investments, Minecraft, rare items, smp, valuable, valuable antiques, valuable collectible items, valuable collectibles, valuable heirlooms, valuable items, valuable possessions, valuable rare items, valuable vintage items, vintage items, worth over time

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you collect are diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because on our server, we have collectable items that increase in worth over time! Imagine finding a rare potato that turns into a valuable golden potato after a week – now that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about crazy collectables and chicken politics, then come join us today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world!

CraftyPutinNoMatch

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinNoMatch, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, negotiation strategies, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, president, russia, talks, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Zelensky

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

HungryCraft: Bee’s Knees Server

#sustainability, agriculture, BEES, Biodiversity, Birds, ecosystem, Environment, food access, food distribution, food insecurity, food production, food supply, food waste, global issue, Hunger, hunger crisis, HungryCraft, knees, natural balance, pollination, Server, starvation, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	591
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the world from food insecurity! without it, birds and bees wouldn’t bother pollinating and we’d all die! but fear not, on our server, you can grow all the virtual food you want and save the world one pixelated carrot at a time! plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a snack. so come join us and help save the world while having a blast!

Heartfelt Gossip: Ladies’ PvP Edge

ADVANTAGE, Behavior, Communication, concern, Conflict, edge, Empathy, female competition, friendship, gossip, Heartfelt, intrasexual competition, judgment, ladies, Manipulation, Perception, Psychology, PvP, relationships, Rivalry, social dynamics, strategy, Support, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the gossip is as juicy as a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day. we got all the tea on who’s building what, who’s mining where, and who’s stealing diamonds from their neighbors. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the drama of the game.

plus, our players are always looking out for each other, like a pack of protective wolves. if someone tries to grief your build, you can bet your bottom dollar that the whole server will come to your rescue. it’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but with more explosions and lava pits.

so if you’re looking for a server where drama is encouraged, gossip is currency, and alliances are formed over a shared love of trolling, then look no further. join us and become part of the most chaotic, yet strangely supportive, community in all of minecraft. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Chili Threads Minecraft Server

chili, chili threads, Conspiracy Theory, cyber attack, forum activity, forum moderation, forum posts, forum threads, internet forum, internet security, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, online security, online threats, online trolling, Raided, Server, Spam, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, Threads, trolling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and chili threads! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being raided by mobs, players, and maybe even a rogue band of chili enthusiasts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a spicy good time!