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CraftyCashKing

50-50, aita, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashKing, Fields, finances, Girlfriend, Job, Promotion, relationship, salary, savings, Software company, split bills, sulking, TEAM, tech company, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

🤣 Are you tired of splitting bills with your significant other and getting called an asshole for making more money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone’s salary is exactly the same! That’s right, no more awkward money talks or hurt feelings over who makes more. Plus, we have a special “Sulk-Free Zone” where sulking is strictly prohibited.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who only respond to bad jokes. Can you crack the code and claim the treasure?

So come on down to our server and leave your financial woes behind. Who needs money drama when you can build a virtual empire with your pals? Join now and let the fun begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Minecraft Server: WarCraft52 – Boom Boom Edition

airstrikes, boom, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, escalation, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, peace talks, Rockets, Server, united nations, violence, War, WarCraft52

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride through the Israel-Hamas war, where you can build your very own bomb shelters and dodge virtual rockets in real time!

Experience the thrill of navigating through a chaotic world filled with political tension and explosive surprises at every turn. Will you choose to side with Israel or Hamas? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some heated debates in the chat!

Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, daring escapes, and maybe even a peace treaty or two (though let’s be real, that’s not as fun). Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Congrats, you joined a Minecraft server!

10. Lack of effort, 11. Easy wins, 12. Minimal achievements, 13. Unmerited praise, 14. Unimpressive feats, 15. Shallow achievements, 16. Hollow accolades, 17. Superficial recognition, 18. Meaningless awards, 19. Token gestures, 2. Participation trophies, 20. Faux accomplishments., 3. Mediocrity, 4. Low standards, 5. False accolades, 6. Unearned recognition, 7. Handouts, 8. Inflated egos, 9. Insincere compliments, CONGRATS, Empty praise, Joined, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be congratulated for the most epic dirt block placement! We have a special ceremony where we crown the Dirt King or Queen every week, complete with a parade of pigs and fireworks made out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been praised for your dirt-building skills in front of a virtual crowd of pixelated chickens. So come on, join us and bask in the glory of being the ultimate dirt master!

MineGenZMadness

baffling behavior, Digital Detox, fashion trends, generation z, influencers, instagram, internet culture, memes, Millennials, MineGenZMadness, online gaming, peer pressure, screen time, Slang, snapchat, social media, societal norms, Technology, tiktok, trends, viral challenges, younger generation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where players ride on flying pigs while battling zombie llamas? Yeah, you heard that right! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that there’s a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons? Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. Don’t miss out on all the absurd fun – join us now!

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, Crisis, current affairs, Day 834, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, global events, international news, live thread, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, Politics, Russian Invasion, Server, Thread 980, Ukraine, Updates, War, WorldNews

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a land of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a journey to build the most epic base in all of Minecraft history, complete with a moat filled with lava and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a wild party that will blow your mind (literally)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he loves to challenge unsuspecting players to a game of hide and seek. Can you outsmart the legendary Minecraft ghost?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBeggar Minecraft Server

barter, CraftyBeggar, digital trade, exchange, fallout 76, game key, game key swap, game key trade, Game Swap, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming marketplace, key, key exchange, key trading, Minecraft, payday the heist, Server, Steam, TonaldDrump1946, Trade, video games, virtual exchange

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades like a key for “Payday the Heist” in exchange for “Fallout 76”. Who knows what other insane deals you’ll come across on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to join in on the madness – join us now! And remember, it’s not begging, it’s just good old-fashioned trading… Minecraft style.

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

000, 15, advice, Central Asia, CraftyAdvice, Crypto, cryptocurrency, earning money, financial desperation, financial independence, Financial Planning, investing, Job Opportunities, Kazakhstan, kidney sale, Long-term goals, Minecraft, money-making strategies, realistic goals, Server, side hustles, starting out, Trading, working multiple jobs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of working multiple jobs and still not making enough money to live your best life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and start earning virtual currency like never before.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in our server and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with $15,000 worth of virtual coins. It’s like hitting the jackpot without even leaving your house! Who needs to sell a kidney when you can make bank in the virtual world?

Forget working 3 jobs just to make ends meet, join our server and start living the high life in no time. Plus, you’ll have a blast building your dream world and battling mobs with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

WeddingBells Minecraft Server

Adult, celebration, child-free, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Distance, family, family dynamics, IMPORTANCE, INDEPENDENCE, Invitation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Plans, pride parade, Priorities, Religious, Respect, Server, social expectations, Wedding, WeddingBells

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family weddings and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being treated like a child when you’re actually a responsible adult.

Join us for a Pride Parade celebration in our virtual world, where you can be yourself without judgment from ultra-religious relatives. Build your own castle, explore new lands, and make friends who appreciate your independence and child-free lifestyle.

Don’t let the pressure from your family make you feel like an asshole – on our server, you’re free to be the badass player you were always meant to be. So leave the wedding drama behind and come play with us! Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer?

MineCutLineNoWait

aita, Confrontation, customer service, cutting in line, Harassment, ignoring, lane closed signs, line etiquette, MineCutLineNoWait, open lanes, rude behavior, self checkout, self checkout etiquette, shopping, social norms, standing in line, unnecessary wait, Walmart

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like waiting in line at Walmart? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about standing in virtual lines again. Our community is all about efficiency and fun, no time for unnecessary waiting!

We promise you won’t encounter any passive-aggressive players muttering under their breath about your checkout choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to build, explore, and create without the fear of being called out for skipping the line.

So come join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the unnecessary drama. Who knew avoiding lines could lead to such wild encounters? Join now and let the fun begin!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

appearance shaming, awkward, body image, child, compassion, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Honesty, Innocence, insensitive, judgment, Minecraft, mortifying, parenting, physical appearance, PixelPanic, reaction, self esteem, Server, social situation, Social Skills, tactless, teachable moment

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4302
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magic Items Found:	8426	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and watch as children’s jaws drop in awe at the sight of our players’ unique and outrageous appearances! From giant rainbow afros to pixelated superhero costumes, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to witness a child faint from sheer excitement at the sight of our players’ crazy outfits!