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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	9637
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	153

Earthside Network Survival Server

Welcome to Earthside Network, the ultimate survival server for adventurers and builders! On our server, you will experience a unique Minecraft experience in a beautiful, expansive world. Whether you are a seasoned player or just starting out, you will find a welcoming community and endless opportunities to explore, build, and survive at Earthside.

116.202.194.39:25588

The Gates of Walmart – Where every creeper gets a rollback! Join our SMP for a unique adventure today!

Adventure, Alliance, blood moon, Builder, challenge, Community, Crafting, creeper, dynamism, Event, Exploration, friendship, Gaming, GATES, innovate, Join, Loot, Prestige, Progression, Quest, Rollback, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Today, Unique, Walmart

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8215	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	9

Overview of The Gates of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Innovative Progression	Exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks
Fresh World	Unexplored resources, hidden treasures, and limitless opportunities
Epic Quests	Dynamic storylines and challenging quests
Night’s Perils	Dangerous challenges and rare loot during the night
Thriving Community	Teamwork, strategy, and friendship in a close-knit community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect using the server IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org

Q: Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://www.valhallacraft.org

Q: What makes Valhalla different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Valhalla offers innovative progression, fresh world exploration, epic quests, night challenges, and a thriving community.

Q: Can I choose my playstyle on Valhalla?

A: Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you on Valhalla to forge your legend.

Big Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	384	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

Humid Steve’s Minecraft SMP

>99% humidity, Business, dehumidifier, dehumidifier benefits, dehumidifier necessity, dehumidifier recommendation, high humidity, humid, market conditions, Minecraft, smp, Steves, Trading, trading advice, trading challenges, trading difficulties, trading help, trading improvement, trading performance, trading solutions, Trading Strategies, trading success, trading tips

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Towns Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds getting all soggy and moldy because of the high humidity in your world? Join our SMP where we have a secret underground dehumidifier that will keep your builds dry and crispy!

But that’s not all – our trading system is so wacky that you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time! Just ask our resident trader who once traded a single stick for a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and experience the wild and unpredictable world of our SMP – where the humidity is high, the trades are insane, and the adventures never end!

DoggoQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected surprises await you at every turn! Just like the surprise pregnancy our player’s wife experienced, you never know what crazy twists and turns you’ll encounter in our virtual world.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through challenging quests and build your own virtual empire. Who knows, you might even discover hidden secrets and unexpected joys along the way!

So come on, hop on this wild ride with us and experience the thrill of the unknown. Who knows, you might even find yourself expecting a Minecraft baby of your own! Just kidding…or are we? 😉

BlockyRevenge: AbortionGate

abortion, AbortionGate, BETRAYAL, BlockyRevenge, bullying, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, discipline, exclusion, family dynamics, friendship, mental health, parenting, peer pressure, Rumors, scapegoating, social media, standing up for oneself, teenage drama, teenage relationships, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a high school soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the backstabbing and betrayal without any real-life consequences!

Join our server and experience the thrill of turning your best friend’s life upside down with just a few clicks of your mouse. Who needs therapy sessions when you can just anonymously expose your friend’s deepest secrets to their conservative parents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers exclusive punishments for those who take revenge to the next level. Grounding, confiscating devices, deleting social media – we’ve got it all! Who needs real-life consequences when you can experience virtual justice on our server?

So come join us and unleash your inner drama queen. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

RegretfulGamer – Minecraft SMP

Correction, do-over, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learn from mistakes, Life, life lessons, Minecraft, missed opportunities, mistake, moving forward, past choices, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGamer, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, wish

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of that one mistake you made in life? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a magical time machine that can take you back to fix all your past blunders! That’s right, no more living with the shame of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house or accidentally punching a creeper instead of running away. Join us and rewrite your history in the most epic and hilarious way possible! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and make all your wildest time-traveling dreams come true!

MineCraftMindBoosters

emotional well being, gratitude practice, healthy habits, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftMindBoosters, National Positive Thinking Day, optimism, personal development, positive affirmations, Positive mental health, positive mindset, Positive Psychology, positive thinking strategies, resilience, self compassion, self love, self-care, Stress Management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all mobs, so you can mine in peace and keep all your shiny diamonds to yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. Join us for a night of funky tunes and pixelated fun!

And if you’re feeling down, don’t worry – our server is equipped with a team of virtual therapists who are always ready to lend a listening ear and offer words of encouragement. So come join us on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server, where positivity reigns supreme and the adventures never end!

RedstoneSpy Minecraft Server

Biden administration, cyber warfare, Disinformation, Espionage, Evidence, foreign policy, Global, Government, influence, intelligence, international relations, Kremlin, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, national security, OPERATIONs, Propaganda, RedstoneSpy, rt, Russian intelligence operations, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA UNLOCK DA SECRETS OF DA UNIVERSE! WE GOT MORE SECRETS DEN DA BIDEN ADMINISTRATION! WE GOT RT PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND SPYIN ON PPL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A SECRET AGENT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND DRAGONS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! U BETTER HURRY BEFORE DA CREEPERS BLOW IT ALL UP! LET’S GOOOOO!

PutinCraft: EndWarNow!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EndWarNow, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, prime minister, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Vladimir Putin, War, West, world leaders

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we bring peace to russia and end all wars with the power of building blocks and pixelated chickens. our fearless leader, putin, will guide you through epic battles against creepers and skeletons as we conquer the virtual world together. come join us and be a part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history. who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s show the west who’s boss and build a world where peace reigns supreme. join now or face the wrath of the mighty ender dragon!