poopenfarten Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OiNeighborBallKick

bad, Ball, bbq, child, Conflict, cry, Disgusting, face, Fence, Food, garden, Message, NECK, neighbors, OiNeighborBallKick, Parent, reaction, right, Shout, shouting, surgery

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1410	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlocktopiaCraft

action, Adventure, all time, best video game, BlocktopiaCraft, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, Greatest, MODERN, multiplayer, Nostalgia, opinion, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, top choice, Ultimate

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	3386
Enchantments Applied:	250	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Forget about all those other boring Minecraft servers, because ours is the ultimate place to be for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed! Suddenly, a giant chicken appeared out of nowhere and started chasing them around, clucking menacingly. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers, engage in epic build battles with other players using nothing but giant blocks of cheese, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show where the most stylish llama wins a shiny new saddle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoSurvivalCraft

ancient creatures, animal kingdom, Biodiversity, cretaceous period, dinosaur extinction theories., Dinosaurs, DinoSurvivalCraft, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary biology, Extinction, fossil record, Jurassic era, long tail, natural history, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running around like it’s jurassic park up in here! yea, you heard that right, we got T-rexes, triceratops, and even those little raptor dudes. but wait, there’s more! our dinosaurs can actually talk and they’re all super friendly. they’ll help you mine for diamonds and protect you from creepers. it’s like having your own personal dino bodyguard. plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it, if you find the golden pickaxe hidden deep within the cave, you’ll unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft champion. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a dino-taming, treasure-hunting, diamond-mining master on our server!

Alloyed Empires

Access, Alloyed Empires, brand, Casual, Community, Cooperative, Create, Createmod, Discord, enjoyment, Exploration, Friendly, java, Magic, Modded, new, Players, SECURITY, Server, Spells, Staff, Structures, Survival, Tconstruct, Tech, Technology, Temperature, Thirst, Tinkersconstruct, Twilightforest, Verification, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Animals Bred:	160
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	249	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

ALLOYED EMPIRES

Welcome to Alloyed Empires! We are a brand new, friendly casual modded java server intent on providing an interesting survival experience for our players. Our ideals of running the server for you is one of a non-serious and cooperative hope of mutual enjoyment between staff and player. But of course, for security purposes, we have a whitelist on our server. To gain full access to our server, please join our discord server linked on this page, and complete the short verification process. It’ll take you less than a minute!

Discord at discord.gg/RW3zeG9bSW

We hope to see you enjoying our server soon.

15.204.55.119:25573

Flintix: Where Vanilla is half-baked, SMP is overly dramatic, and Bedrock is just confused.

auction house, bedrock, Bedrock Support, Community, community-run, Confused, Custom terrain, Discord, dramatic, Economy, Flintix, friendly community, halfbaked, Java 1.21, java edition, join us, Lottery, MC.FLINTIX.COM, MC.FLINTIX.COM:19132, Overly, smp, Terralith, Vanilla, vanilla blocks, Voting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	834	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	4354
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Flintix SMP Server Overview

Features
100% community-run economy
Lottery
Custom terrain generation with Terralith datapack
Bedrock support

FAQ

1. How do I join the Flintix SMP server?

To join the server, you can connect using MC.FLINTIX.COM on Java 1.21 or MC.FLINTIX.COM:19132 on Bedrock.

2. Is the server economy player-run?

Yes, the economy is 100% community-run. Funds are funneled into the economy through voting, and players can use the Auction House to trade resources.

3. What custom features does the server have?

The server has custom terrain generated with the Terralith datapack and supports Bedrock so players can team up with friends using different editions.

4. How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

You can join the Discord server linked in the overview to share your feedback and suggestions with the community and server staff.

FrenchTondelierMC Server

european politics, France, France’s future leader, France’s new leader, France’s political landscape, French government, French leadership, French political scene, French politics, French President, FrenchTondelierMC, Government, leadership, Marine Tondelier, Marine Tondelier France, Marine Tondelier leadership, Marine Tondelier news, new leader, political figures, Politics, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	89	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Marine Tondelier from France has taken over as our fearless leader! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Marine Tondelier is not just a regular leader, she’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. She once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out diamonds and the Creeper that tells dad jokes before exploding.

3. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fire-breathing llamas from cannons.

4. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other with TNT traps and fake treasure chests filled with potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where Marine Tondelier rules with an iron fist…or maybe just a diamond pickaxe.

AlienCraft Minecraft Server – Gay Monsters & Demons, Oh My!

AlienCraft, aliens, conventional furry species, Demons, dragons, fantasy creatures, furry species, Gay, gay monsters, gmad artists, gmad radio, lewd warhammer mods, Minecraft, Monsters, mythical creatures, paint tool sai, Robots, Server, skyrim modding, sparkledogs, steam group, tagmap, teratophilia, unconventional furry species, Werewolves, Xenophilia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than hell but with no sweaty demon dudes? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things monstrous, alien, and demonic! Join us for a wild ride filled with weird dicks, dragons, werewolves, and even robots. We don’t mess with sparkledogs or boring old lions and tigers – we’re all about the unconventional furry species here.

And if you’re into Skyrim modding, we’ve got you covered with resources galore. From lewd Warhammer mods to basic coloring tutorials, we’ve got everything you need to take your gaming experience to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, apartment, Bickering, blunt, CatastropheCraft, Dogs, impulsively move out, Jealousy, journal, kicking out, kissing up, Lease, maine, Minecraft, Packing, Quarantine, roommate, schedules, Server, Snappy, type A, type Z, villainizes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between two roommates in our server.

Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!

SisterSnubbedBabyBump

attitude, bad person, BIRTHDAYS, children, Communication, Conflict, congratulations, effect, falling out, family, ignored, nephew, Niece, past year, pettiness, Pregnancy, relationship, Resentment, sister, SisterSnubbedBabyBump, snubbed

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	646
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual family and avoid all the real-life drama! Join us and create your own virtual kingdom where you can be the ruler of your own destiny.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family dynamics and create your own world where you make the rules. Build epic castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyAssadTurkeySyriaPeace

Assad, Conflict Resolution, CraftyAssadTurkeySyriaPeace, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Erdogan, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, Politics, reconciliation, regional stability, Restore, summit meeting, Syria, talks, TIES, turkey

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	288
Runes Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. you can, like, build a house made out of cheese or ride a llama into battle.

one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, out of this world, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests? yeah, it’s, like, a whole new world down there.

come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the party, dude!