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Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9919

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Death with Dignity, DoggyEuthanizeMC, emotional pain, end of life, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia considerations, euthanasia debate, euthanasia decision, euthanasia ethics, euthanasia for humans, euthanasia for pets, euthanasia laws, euthanasia options, euthanasia process, euthanasia rights, euthanasia support, euthanized, mercy killing, Server, sick dog, Suffering, terminal illness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3515	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

SMP_CraftyCreeper15394125

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mines Excavated:	1427
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

FamilyDrama Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #familydrama, AITAH, awful relationship, Bonding, Communication, Communication Issues, cultural clash, Cultural differences, European roots, family dynamics, Grandchild, mediate, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Pregnancy, Rift, Russian values, Server, vaccination, Visit, Wife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.

Imagine a world where your in-laws fly all the way to Russia to meet their grandchild, only to be denied the chance to hold him because of some vaccination drama. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

And don’t forget about the cultural clashes between European and Russian values. Who knew Minecraft could teach you so much about international relations?

So come join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

SurgerySassCraft

family conflict, family pressure, financial trouble, local hospital, Medicaid/Medicare, niece surgery, public health insurance, single mom, spine surgery, surgery assistance, surgery assistance offer, surgery center, surgery center owner, surgery complications, surgery decision, surgery ethics, surgery options, surgery refusal, surgery reimbursement, surgery scheduling, SurgerySassCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3197
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law living with you? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and medical mishaps!

We specialize in spine surgery, just like the surgery center in this crazy story. But don’t worry, all of our surgeons take public health insurance, so you won’t have to deal with any Medicaid/Medicare drama here.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to convince your family members to let you perform surgery on them in a virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SillySteveMC SMP

absurd choices, asinine choices, boneheaded moves, brainless behavior, daft decisions, dumb moves, foolhardy decisions, foolish actions, idiotic behavior, idiotic blunders, imbecilic behavior, laughable errors, ludicrous actions, moronic moves, nonsensical behavior, preposterous actions, ridiculous mistakes, senseless actions, silly mistakes, SillySteveMC, smp, stupid decisions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockScape

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ex, ExBlockScape, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, last straw, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self love, self-care, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Animals Bred:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken.

Our server is so amazing that even your ex will be jealous of all the fun you’re having. Imagine a place where you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

So say goodbye to your ex and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than on any other server. Just saying.

CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal

CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal, Deal, Diplomacy, exchange, extradition, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Kremlin, Navalny, Négotiation, opposition leader, political asylum, political prisoner, prisoner swap, protest, putin, russia, sanctions, security concerns, united states, White House

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Star Shards Collected:	246	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Navalny was gonna be exchanged as part of a deal with Russia, but then he was like, nah, i’m gonna join this server instead. and now he’s like building the sickest castles and stuff, it’s wild, man.

plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.

and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.

so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?

MorallyMinecraft

arrogance, Behavior, Disrespect, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, Ethics, Hypocrisy, Immorality, interpersonal relationships, judgement, mistreatment, moral high ground, moral superiority, morality, MorallyMinecraft, repugnant behavior, self-righteousness, social dynamics, superiority complex, Treatment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	431362
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, liek, u know how sum peeps think they all high n mighty but then they act like total jerks? well, dis server is da total opposite of dat! we all about havin fun n bein silly, no judgy mcjudgersons allowed here!

join dis server if u wanna build a giant toilet house or ride a pig into battle. we got crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “creeper dodgeball”. plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u never know what kinda shenanigans will happen next!

forget about all da serious servers out there, come join us for a good time and lots of laughs. who needs morals when u got memes and mayhem? join now and let’s get weird together!

TubercraftSA: Risky Business

Business, Disease, epidemiology, health, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, public health, Pulmonary Disease, research, risk factors, Risky, south africa, study, TubercraftSA, Tuberculosis, Tuberculosis Epidemiology, Tuberculosis Factors, Tuberculosis Healthcare, Tuberculosis Prevention, Tuberculosis Research, Tuberculosis Risk, Tuberculosis South Africa, Tuberculosis Study

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4777	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes!