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Space Pants Adventures

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	297442	Players Killed by Monsters:	2825
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground taco party! Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out, come join the madness now! When I did it, I thought about you guys. Let’s goooooo! 🌟🐲🌮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheFun

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Votes:	3255
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	413437	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	148
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

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