Poop MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Toilet Star Server

humor, achievement, bathroom, self worth, Adult

come join our epic minecraft server where you can feel like a star EVERY TIME you make poopy in the toilet. we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a lifetime supply of tacos. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. also, our pigs can fly and drop golden apples when you ride them. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

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FlyPoopPatrol

flies, cleanliness, buzzing, insects, hygiene

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

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ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace

familiar surroundings, privacy, Relief, bodily needs, at ease

Yo, you ever been on a Minecraft server where you feel so at home that you just wanna drop a deuce right there? Well, that’s the vibe on our server, my dude. We got cozy corners for you to relax, build, and yes, even poop in peace.

But that’s not all, fam. We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper, ’cause you never know when nature’s gonna call in the middle of a build battle.

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BlockyBarfCraft

Repulsive, EMBARRASSING, bodily fluids, FILTHY, Foul

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, political manipulation, porn, POL

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

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PooCraft: The Embarrassing Chronicles

embarrassing situation, unexpected, Poop, Messy, funny

Have you ever pooped your pants in public and wished you could just dig a hole and hide in it? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for the most immersive and hilarious gaming experience where you can relive all your embarrassing moments in the safety of a virtual world.

We have special poop-themed challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you might just poop your pants again (but don’t worry, it’s all virtual this time). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even participate in our “Poop Olympics” where players compete to see who can create the biggest, smelliest pile of virtual poop.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (hopefully without any actual accidents this time). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

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LavaButtCraft

Earth, Rock, geology, Geothermal activity, Poop

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate chaos and madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a volcano erupting with molten rock and poop flying everywhere.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of flying pigs attack you, or building a majestic castle only to have it invaded by a horde of dancing zombies.

we have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle or turn all the cows into disco-loving party animals.

join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, stay far away)!

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Toilet Fuel Rods & Containment Pool

Containment, Waste Disposal, sanitation, Plumbing, containment pool

so, like, imagine if u could poop into a toilet in minecraft and it, like, powered ur whole world. like, ur poop is actually spent fuel rods that go into a containment pool and, boom, ur world is lit up like a christmas tree. join our server for the ultimate poop-powered experience, where ur bowel movements are the key to success. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some magic happen. poop power, baby!

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PoopCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom etiquette, childish, toilet humor, Poop

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans like you’ve never seen before. We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – it’s a real thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server like a mad hen!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some poopies together – I mean memories, let’s make some memories.

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Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bowel movement, Poop, bathroom, digestion, burrito

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

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