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UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4100	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Magic Items Found:	6623

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	504723	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️