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The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP

gaming culture, Magnum, magnum stare, Minecraft, smp, Stare, Video Game (Industry), video game aesthetics, video game analysis, video game community, video game criticism, Video Game Design, video game development, video game fandom, video game graphics, Video Game History, video game immersion, video game innovation, video game mechanics, video game nostalgia, video game storytelling, video game technology, video game trends, video games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Towns Built:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos. And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’ve formed their own dance troupe and are performing Thriller every night in the town square.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have the time of your life, join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	7880
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

abortion, consequence-free sex, education, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, Expert, feminism, gender equality, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal responsibility, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, self-care, smp, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, stigma, Therapy, Ummm, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	199	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Drama, emotional turmoil, episode, forbidden love, friendship, HEARTBREAK, japanese, koi, Love Triangle, male bonding, Manga, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, Muraibros, NTR, relationships, romance, Secrets, Server, temptation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Emeralds Found:	2110	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, connoisseur, crash log, crash to desktop, creeper, freeze/lockup, Game Mechanics, HUD guide, Lost to the Zone, Minecraft, mod guide, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, shadow of Chernobyl, smp, Stalker, Start guide, Steam Settings, xray log

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Votes:	1069
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2610	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	178
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

NY.MineRich.ru

Libtard’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, criticism, debate, disagreement, discussion, Government, Ideology, liberal, libtards, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, Political, Politics, reaction, response, Server, society, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	201
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KDE Connect Minecraft SMP

Android, Benefits, Communication, Connect, cross-platform, data transfer, Features, file sharing, KDE, KDE Connect, KDE Plasma, linux, Minecraft, mobile app, Notifications, open source, productivity, remote control, review, smp, software, synchronization, Technology, wireless

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7238
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens armed with diamond swords and a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying creepers. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you can find his secret stash of enchanted golden apples, he will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to pack some extra armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

brown hair, friend’s hair, Grooming, hair care, hair colors, hair cycles, hair differences, hair frequency, hair growth, hair habits, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair routine, hair schedule, hair styles, hair textures, hair trimming, Haircut, Havoc, Minecraft, personal care, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	7185	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our players’ haircuts is the gameplay itself! Join us if you want to be part of a community where cutting your hair every 6 months is considered normal, and where your brown friend cuts theirs every fortnight just to show off their dedication to the game.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through chat emojis. Some say they were a legendary builder in their past life, while others claim they were just really bad at PvP. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this mysterious specter and see what kind of mischief they can get up to.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hair-raising adventures, ghostly encounters, and all-around insanity that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your shears – you never know when you might need to give yourself a quick trim to fit in with the rest of the crew.

Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP

bad, Bad Luck, car trouble, Challenges, coping, difficult situations, emotional turmoil, Frustration, Hardships, Life, lost wallet, mental health, Minecraft, missed exams, nagging, OVERWHELMING, overwhelming circumstances, self harm, Sickness, smp, Streak, stress, suicidal thoughts, tough times, unfortunate events

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	791
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of real life kicking you while you’re down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where all your real-life problems magically disappear as soon as you log in.

Forget about car troubles, missed exams, lost wallets, and nagging moms – in our world, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and embark on crazy adventures with your new virtual friends.

So why put up with all that real-life BS when you can escape to our hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?